You know for 80 long years have I trod this green and pleasant land
Seen many different countries and cultures
Experienced the deserts searing heat
And felt the cruel bite of the arctic wind
I'm, not a person who scares easily
For age and experience allows me to reach a logical conclusion
For most of what happens in life
But one thing does scare me, something I have no explanation for
It comes in dead of night and I believe has no earthly form
Gollum like it slithers under worktops and into locked cupboards
And then into my washing machine
And steals my ****** socks
Feb 8
Feb 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM UTC
You know for 80 long years have I trod this green and pleasant land
Seen many different countries and cultures
Experienced the deserts searing heat
And felt the cruel bite of the arctic wind
I'm, not a person who scares easily
For age and experience allows me to reach a logical conclusion
For most of what happens in life
But one thing does scare me, something I have no explanation for
It comes in dead of night and I believe has no earthly form
Gollum like it slithers under worktops and into locked cupboards
And then into my washing machine
And steals my ****** socks
