when just a little boy inured to ****** harm
i stuck a bean inside my button nose
which caused parental fright and alarm
which yielded putrid odor
like black pearl jam stuck between toes
foul fumes a nauseating offal stench
detected by mere fluke
from mister good wrench
pinpointed putrid source
above where one would puke
necessitating face mask to approach
decomposing nut size bean
inducing outcome from
those approaching awful odor to pass out
even the most practiced
die macho men turned green
in addition from special ops
military forces confessed doubt
to accomplish mission in this challenge
from an enemy unseen
thus pitting me in danger if
slowly germinating seed sprouted full size
planting roots into cerebral fertile gray matter
forcing motley crue to brood
at this unusual impasse – no lies
but truthfulness, which outcome
could find me akin to a mad hatter
lest quick fix for someone
with a knack with moody blue eyes
like those of I bet ye will never guess who
came to my rescue
and eminently rid me of
near fatality this threat he slew
while clergy waited with family,
whom held breath against noxious p u
worse smelling than buffalo chips
or animal when poops goes moo
imbedded flak eliminated threat
to this kid – a very reformed Jew
when with delicate application
of tweezers across room bean flew
dunning torpedo like ricocheting
off head of doctor George Andrew.
Jan 20, 2018
Jan 20, 2018 at 3:55 PM UTC
when just a little boy inured to ****** harm
i stuck a bean inside my button nose
which caused parental fright and alarm
which yielded putrid odor
like black pearl jam stuck between toes
foul fumes a nauseating offal stench
detected by mere fluke
from mister good wrench
pinpointed putrid source
above where one would puke
necessitating face mask to approach
decomposing nut size bean
inducing outcome from
those approaching awful odor to pass out
even the most practiced
die macho men turned green
in addition from special ops
military forces confessed doubt
to accomplish mission in this challenge
from an enemy unseen
thus pitting me in danger if
slowly germinating seed sprouted full size
planting roots into cerebral fertile gray matter
forcing motley crue to brood
at this unusual impasse – no lies
but truthfulness, which outcome
could find me akin to a mad hatter
lest quick fix for someone
with a knack with moody blue eyes
like those of I bet ye will never guess who
came to my rescue
and eminently rid me of
near fatality this threat he slew
while clergy waited with family,
whom held breath against noxious p u
worse smelling than buffalo chips
or animal when poops goes moo
imbedded flak eliminated threat
to this kid – a very reformed Jew
when with delicate application
of tweezers across room bean flew
dunning torpedo like ricocheting
off head of doctor George Andrew.
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