on the way back
from Inverell
I had the foot at full throttle
the coppers were secreted
behind a clump of trees
as I whizzed along with speed
they detected my rapid pace of progress
and in no time
they were tailing me
flashing red and blue lights
caught my view
at that point I knew
I'd be served with a ticket
for driving in a manner
far too ****
but when the policeman
pulled me up
he gave me a stern warning
not to be low flying
down the road
and on future expeditions
over the tar
remember to watch
the weight of the foot
on the accelerator bar
you just never know
where the law is hiding out
as it can hit you
with a speeding fine
most stout