choose a number
plus 4
plus 2
take away 2
take away the number you started   with
answer is 4

when i was 1 i weighed 100 ton
when i was 2 i fell in poo
when i was 3 everyone hated me
when i was 4 i was poor
when i was 5 i got stuck in a bee hive
when i was 6 i had lots of nits
when i was seven i cryed till i was 11
when i was 8 i had no mate
when i was 9 nothing was mine
when i was 10 i was chased by a hen
when i was 11 i was told i was 7

if you have a brother
respect him cause you might not have another
they are speshil in their own way
you can ride down a mountain on a sleigh
the ylove you
this is very true
they care for you
so you should too

when i was 1 i owned a pond
when i was 2 i had a teddy called moo
when i was 3 everyone loved me
when i was 4 i went for a london tour
when 1 was 5 i strived
when i was 6 i had lots of ticks
when i was 7 everyone called me keaven
when i was 8 i had lots of mates
when i was 9 i had a chair made from pine
when i went to big ben

as black as night
as white as snow
as big as a aeroplane
as small as a nit
as hot as the sun
as cold as the fridge
as tall as a giraffe
as short as a koala
as fast as  a fox
as slow as a slug
thin as paper
fat as an elephant
soft as a carpet
hard as iron
as intreasting as a lion
as boring as math