Fitness guru (grew)
to an abrupt screeching halt,
i.e. did dramatically abate,
whence significant block of time,
I formerly did allocate
(within recent past)
for physical work out,
whence crude writing of mine
didst clamor (and disclaimer)
for me to ameliorate
said primitive chicken scratch,
where this aspiring wordsmith
seriously considered guillotine
executioner to amputate
my head as a last ditch
decision to annihilate
every last trace of anonymous
Norwegian bachelor farmer,
who stoically didst annunciate
grim fate with bravado
expedited and antedate
as most acceptable, expedient,
and honorable deed to antics
feted visit of Matthew Scott Harris
measure for measure,
cuz yours truly could anticipate,
viz, the lifetime deplorable
basket case apostate,
sans slacking of
state mandated regimen decision
upheld by appellate
(cap'n Kangaroo) court
unequivocally, reverently,
and supremely didst approbate
negligence toot hone body electric,
would warrant appropriate
action far more serious
all chief (Tour So)
headless horseman didst articulate
decapitation (while the salacious
notes re: despacito
softly filled the air
tempting one mere Vlad
to start Putin on the ritz)
versus eternal damnation, humiliation
absolute deathly guarantee,
asper risking tainted hands
(albeit even gloved one of tormentor)
with option to (buy
hack it kit to) asphyxiate
this extreme sanctioned
modus operandi
death sentence issuing
collective crowdsource
exhalation to aspirate,
which outcome foretold
irrevocable fate authenticate
ting, how, when, and where
condemned overly ate,
omitting athletic training,
which indulgence
equalled a dead soul
weigh ting to
be fed to Cerberus,
where actions evinced
urgent strategy to authenticate
combating lackadaisical
indifference toward
keeping the well taut body
fit as a fiddle, and
nip in figurative bud backdate
ting initial accursed onset re:
spreading epidemic
(mindset kudzu contagion)
forcing explicit need for panacea
where ostracized people
(from a former
declarative simple,
unquestionably more
lenient administration),
where undeserving
exclamatory reprobates
solely given compound
run on sentences
including a barbiturate.