Stars and sins are swimming
all through my head;
Pain is shooting through my streets
and blurring my maps;

Some sweet poison
may well be flowing in the underground,
these veins of gold.

Underwater explosions stain
my pale ocean's surface,

I am big as a planet,
Baby, I am bleeding magma
burning like hell
or so many cigarettes,
I want out, I am caught
in my own gravity well.

Stars and sins are swimming
all through my heart,

all over the world
I am dragging down innocence
and pumping up oil.

Are you bored?
Do you feel there's no point to the things you do?
Is your life missing an element of excitement?

Fear not, I have just the thing

Put the Awe back in Awesome
Put the back Zing back in Amazing
Put the Fanta back into Fantastic

What?  Fanta is great.

Anyway

It's rather simple.  

The next time you have to do something you find boring, depressing, or unfulfilling, do it FOR SCIENCE!

Some examples:

I'll be out later, I have to do my English homework...FOR SCIENCE
I'm giving the big presentation tomorrow...FOR SCIENCE
I got into a car accident this morning...FOR SCIENCE
I don't feel so well, I need to use the crapper...FOR SCIENCE.  I'll be in there awhile.  For Science.
Someone tried to steal my purse, so I stabbed them...FOR SCIENCE

I guarantee that if you use this handy tip, your self esteem will rise, and people will find you exponentially more interesting!

Or they might think you're crazy

They definitely won't think you're boring, though.

So go out there and show the world what you're made of

For Science!