Luke - Hello Poetry

Luke Jul 2017

There was an man from Harrington,
Oh how he wanted to become a nun,
But he ate too much,
So he stopped being butch,
And wasn't allowed to be a nun all because he weighed a ton.

This is to my poor friend Neil who was rejected from a nunnery because of his physical size. I hope that it causes people to protest about the injustice in this world

#man #nun #neil #ton

Luke May 2017

A Woman from Iraq

There was a woman from Iraq
she had a wonderful sack
it dragged on the floor
all red and raw
and now she's got a problem with her back

To my long distant Iraq friend

#woman #iraq #sack

Luke Apr 2017

A man from Liverpool

There once was a man from Liverpool,
he once decided he needed a bigger tool,
so he went to the shop,
he was in a flop,
and accidently bought a new stool.

this is a sad story about a man I knew from Liverpool
R.I.P

#liverpool #man #stool

Luke Apr 2017

A man from Birtley

There was a man from Birtley,
when I met him he really hurt me,
He kicked me in the face,
and another mysterious place,
Now I have H.I.V.

To my special man in Birtley
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#man #birtley #***

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