Here I am
An internet worm
Watching this girl stream
Her soul is firm
She has three cats
Well, now it's four
While that's a lot of *****
She's no *****
I wish I could charm her
Or make her smile
But as she lives across the country
It would take a while
Next thing you know
I'll wake up from a dream
And realize this girl
Was just a memory
Inspired by true events.