Woolly bully
Oh yeah your a woolly bully
You have to bully bully me
About things I don’t understand
You want me to be your perfect model
And if I don’t want to be one
You don’t care
You say I should go to bed early
So you can muck with the kids
Your a woolly bully
Oh yeah you are a woolly bully
You say you couldn’t see me get married because you thought I was a nerd
You don’t realise what that did to me
You say I should keep my house tidy
Sure if I wasn’t bullied
My house would be cleaner
Than you imagine
But you feel you need to bully me
You
Woolly bully
Oh yeah you woolly bully
You try and make me write poems
To make you happy
And if I said I prefer my own
You will say it is the wrong answer
I don’t know how to say to you
That you are a bully mate
Some people say bullies are cool
But I think they are cowards
Big cowards
I am trying to keep myself out of the psych ward
Because I got bullied in there
But the really bad bullies I find
Are the ones who push discipline in you and not follow discipline themselves
One set of rules for me
And another set of rules for the bully
I am getting old but I still hate bullies
I do go to bed but I don’t want to head there early
You are a woolly bully oh yeah mate
You are a woolly bully cool man eat my shorts
If I don’t have bullies in my life
I could achieve everything I want to be
I can do what I want to make me happy
As opposed to doing what makes other people happy
Believing what could happen does affect my life
They are woolly bullies
Really are woolly bullies
Never saying that I don’t want to be cool saying only kids be cool
But you act cool
No I am an adult and I want to be cool
There is nothing in this world I couldn’t do
But I need to do it my way
Because I need to do what I wanna do
And not what a trainer or old school friend wants me to do
Even if I look happy to them
I won’t be happy deep down
Woolly bully
You are a **** of a woolly bully
Even if you don’t agree with me
You can’t push me into things I don’t want to do deep down
Because that makes you a woolly bully mate

Go the mighty st kilda
We beat the tigers yeah
It was a superb win mate
Against last years premiers
Go the mighty st kilda
Win win win win win
Go saints clap clap clap
Go saints clap clap clap
Go the night of the saints
The tigers tried so hard mate
But st kilda looked too good
There weren’t any people there
But the tigers haven’t won since lockdown
Go the mighty st kilda
We beat those Richmond tigers
Oh when the saints
Go marching in
Oh when the saints go marching in
We won the match against the premiers of 2019
Go the mighty st kilda
We must pile the pressure on
Go the mighty st kilda
Saints saints saints oi oi oi

way back in the 1960s
was a hard time for me
i was kidnapped and thrown to sharks
which made me scared to do some things
i couldn't be a typical Australian
because of the great steve bradley
but i tried to show everyone i loved life
despite of what he did
way back in 1965 my brothers last life bill woodfull died
and he had no reason to come back
he was a famous cricketer and thought he found his peace
but then as he floated around the cosmos looking for his purpose
he noticed that not everyone gets the perfect life he had
he felt bad for greame  thorne
you know being taken away so young
while he was an old man who captained Australia through the body line test, and in 1969, greame thorne became me (brian allan)
and i was loving my new life with my new family
and despite me being thrown to the sharks
i still loved my poppy splashing me with the hose
and in the year of 1971 bill woodfull entered in my family as
my brother (chris allan), and i was excited to have a brother
even if buddha and athena put him in this family to make me
feel great after my tragic time in the 60s
we watched cricket and chris played cricket
and i went to watch him
we had our fights like all brothers do
but the spiritual bond of a old time famous cricketer helping
a fallen child was always there
he played cricket with me even if his friends wanted him to
go over his house and we pretended we had our own cricket teams
my brother remembered don bradman from his previous life
and wanted to be like him
and we had a lot of fun playing backyard cricket you know
real famous cricketers helps kidnapped kids even in spirit
we had a lot of fun together and we tackled each other on the bed
we had our teddy bears and cuddly toys as our families
and we pretended we were fathers to all of our cuddly toys
it was fun
we watched music chart shows and played Aussie rules in the front yard and i used to listen to my brother play his and other peoples music, it was fun and very exciting
we used to get in trouble and i wasn't very normal like i didn't play up that much, but my previous life was scaring me, but that wasn't
my brothers fault, you see if you see a famous sports star helping a kid who has problems, well my brother's previous life did it to my previous life
my brother wrote a song for me and gave it to me on my 40th birthday and i took him to the club for his 40th birthday
and now i am 51 and he will soon be 49, and we had a  lot of fun
seeing it all started as bill woodfull coming in to help out greame thorne, ya know make him love life
my cricketers were
dean massey
joe massey
sam binny
and more including myself

my brothers cricketers were
trinnen
botany
laitlat the fast bowler
and more including himself played as aussie cricketers too
i liked to use peter sleep
my brother liked kim hughes
so greame thorne thanks bill woodfull  for helping him through his next life
brian and chris allan

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farewell to the vines shoe shine guy, david mather

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i used to get into great conversations with him

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and he hated the sound of the song 'when a bloke gets married'
he didn't believe the song existed

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he used to drive me home from the brumbies matches

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he gave me many of his brumbies caps

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it was a good connection with me and stephen and david

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he used to tell me the right way to talk so i could be respected

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it used to be great talking to him at vinnies

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i used to say he would be the shoe shine guy in heaven,
when people entered he would shine their shoes, he said
he didn't want that  though

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give david mather a good send off to his next life

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but it's a shame that his death meant he won't be around post the coronavirus

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but he had an excellent life, though

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he was always ringing the council if they weren't doing their jobs properly like ******* on ovals and council grass that needs mowing

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he used to like good music like eva cassidy and supported damien death on australian idol, i wonder if he liked the voice for the nice singers

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may his next life be really grand

ommmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmm
goodbye to the great shoe shining man named

DAVID MATHER

you see i have this little cool kid
trying to get out,, you see my head is itchy
so is my feet, i could have tinnea
i love the footy, all sorts will do
i hate the coronavirus
stay the f..k at home
i stay off the alcohol
cause it makes me look and act like a hooligan
i stay off the smokes
because people love to tease me
when people tease me
they hassle me for money
steal all my cool stuff
get me to drink beer and throw
the empties on top of the catholic school roof
making me buy a pack of smokes for a 13 y o
because they love to see me get yelled at by the business men
putting dangerous voices in my head
making me do strange things
like **** a cat nd throwing my things over the balcony
forcing me to go to the psych ward, where i get bashed up
i want this horrible teasing to STOP
when i say i am a boy
they say they are better
when i say i am a man
they say they are better
when i want to be an inspirational disabled man
they say they are more ispirational or disabled than me
when i say i am a family person
they say i am a hooligan
PLEASE LET ME BE A FAMILY PERSON
when i get locked up
i show my fresh young legs
i asked my mate to tie me up
he now wants to do it for real
I WAS SICK, MENTALLY SICK, I NEEDED HELP
stop teasing me like this
for, i am cool

my two mates
wanted me to drink with them
on a high school oval
at 1.00 in the morning
but unknown to me
my two mates were treating me
like a hooligan to muck around with late outside at night
teasing the adults who go to bed
even if they stay up late
i prefer to be like those adults
because my two mates
daniel and eddie tried to **** me
my trying to run their car into me
i missed my favourite radio show
the show i listen to in bed
i lay in bed listening to the dudes
charging up their motors in their cars
while i am in bed listening to adelaide radio because i love it
i ran away from daniel and eddie
because they are cowards
like all bullies are

Hi am bimmy jarnes
And I am performing this quarantine concert from my living room with my alcohol pile mr drinkerbocker and my hat rack friend mahatma kote and scarf
And my first song is I am a real bludging man
Not working anymore
Just sitting down alone
In my house near my award and sign
Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
Relaxing oh yes indeed
Then mr drinkerbocker said to mahatma kote n scarf
That we must drink as many beers we want oh yeah mate yeah
Oh yeah dude, I am real bludging man
Then I go to the kitchen
To get a can of beer
It is like going to the bar, mate
But you don’t have to pay
You just get drink and sit right down
The best way you can
Oh yeah dude I am real bludging man
Ok thanks and now my action song for you
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind these drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of the vb
Ready to party with me
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind these drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of the Carlton draught
Ready to be hungover the next day fast
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind his drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of the Melbourne bitter
While watching your footy team win no crowds
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind his drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of blue kamakasi shot
To really be cool a lot
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind his drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of champagne
And go out and play a drinking game
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Thank you and now here is my next song
You picked my hat and coat up off the ground and you put a scarf on as the face everybody cheers you on
Oh yeah mate yeah
You bring the sunflowers in from the backyard and put them at the bottom as the feet
He is my best friend I have ever had
Never ever arguing with me
Mahatma kote n scarf
Everything is looking cool
Breaking every golden rule
Yes mate you are a tool
Using coffee to make you feel unreal
Yes yes yes mahatma kote and scarf
And now here is my award called the
National imagination award which I won because I have a cool imagination
I won this award one Sunday night
In a bar a long time ago
Everybody liked me then
I was cool
I was cheering the loudest I have ever cheered yes this felt great
We had roast chicken vegetables and a tasty mud cake
For my award is such a great friend
Never ever let’s me lose
Oh yeah partying in the club is what I enjoyed then
I really set fire to this town
Number 1 is to find my phone
That I lost yesterday
Number 2 is to have a shower
Putting on cologne
Number 3 is the happy hour on your YouTube or Facebook stream
When you party and you enjoy it yeah
I could really set fire to this room
With a cigarette lighter
And ok that was it there ain’t no more
Unless you come when Corona is over yeah