Let me
Entertain you
And I wanna make you smile
And I know you are not like
My old mate mr Lyle
I wanna entertain you
I want to take you somewhere
That you really wanna go
Drinking and eating
Food that will make you fat
Let me
Entertain you
Let me take you out
To our bumper party
That everyone will like
It’ll have drinks and plenty
Of great food
It has to be good for you
Take me out to your bumper party
And celebrate what you do
Let me entertain you
When I go to the Easter parade Easter Monday
Yes I will have a lot of fun
Nothing unhealthy please
Like chocolate and flavoured milk
Sip a nice refreshing water
I know you ought to
Just be entertained the way you want

Right on the money dude
Right on the money dude
Doing what they do is
Right on the money dude
They play afl very well
And at rugby league their stylings are swell
At basketball they play and they sweat
And in water polo they get very wet
But when their team wins
They say one thing that sends
Them to a state where they are
Right on the money dude
right on the money dude
They are right in everything they do
As they rock and roll like they do
Yes as they play and sweat in their sports
Maybe buy a watch a Rolex or a Swartz
Right on the money dude
Right on the money dude
Having fun getting blind
Waiting for you to unwind
We just say as long as you say
You are right on the money
You will find yourself happy as a bee making honey

Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna be ridgey didge
I wanna party all night
But in the nice man way
Just like ridgey didge
I want to get down
I want to be apart of your life
I very rarely wanna get into strife
I wanna see if ridgey didge
Will become a mate to rely on
Through thick and thin
Even if I wasn’t in the mood
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna get down with ridgey didge
And next week I wanna
Go on holiday with ridgey didge
And rock and roll
Rock and roll
Get up get up
And get wiggy to it
Get up and move your body
Swing your hips
Swing your hips
Get up get down
Move your party moves right now
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
Get up get down with ridgey didge
And groove the groovy moves dude

I am not a manderfole
I like the young life
Like looking at Facebook
YouTube and the internet
I am not from the dinosaur era
No way not me
That is what a manderfole is
And that I am definitely not
I am cool despite bring a bit quieter than usual but that is just all the stuff I put on the computer makes me that way
I am not a manderfole
I am not one of those
I don’t belong with the dinosaurs
I am in the modern world
Of having fun not fighting
Never causing trouble
My head gets tired
Then I go to bed
But I am not a manderfole
I wouldn’t look at myself to being like that in
Every stretch of the imagination
I am just a person with a great imagination
Who likes watching sport on kayo sports
I could watch cricket soccer
Aussie rules rugby league
Rugby union baseball basketball and ice and field hockey motor sports surfing it makes me feel cool
I am not a manderfole
I am a sports watcher mate
Watching it all on free to air tv and kayo sports
I watch the sports I want to watch, I don’t want people to use me cause of this
Cause I am no manderfole
I am a sports watching man

Go go the mighty Canberra demons
We won our first match
Against the Gold Coast suns
Never looked like losing oh no
We had an early lead and there was no way they will catch us
And at 3 quarter time we held a 40 point lead
Go the demons
Go the demons
The pride of our Capital
Go the demons
Go the demons
We are the best in the neafl
We will bring this great city of Canberra the neafl crown
Even if we are down
We will fight fight fight
Right till the end
Driving our opponent round the bend
The might of the demons mate
The best of the ACT
Demons rah rah rah
Demons rah rah rah
We beat the Gold Coast
By 94 to 83
Go demons dudes swing around the city
We will show the neafl who is boss

Go the raiders go the raiders
We won our second away match
Yes it was a great effort
Despite some silly mistakes
Yes those raiders have been good
This year and they thoroughly deserve the praise
And each time they scored
The green flags were raised
Raiders rah rah rah raiders rah rah rah as we draw each final curtain
And seeing the raiders with the win
Come on raiders the mighty mighty raiders
Yes we won again
As we approach the next round
How well will we do
For our opponent next week
Is the parramatta eels at our home ground
Raiders rah rah rah
Raiders rah rah rah
We are the bad and mean green machine
Fearsome men from the ACT
Don’t try to stop these men in green
Or we will hit ya hit ya hit ya
Till you see green
Oh come on you mighty raiders
Come on you team
We won 3 out of four matches
Yes we’re the green machine
We are the Canberra raiders oh yeah
Are we are fighting fit
Every day as we provide our supporters with a great great win
And even if we crumble
At the stroke of full time
We will win yeseree
Raiders of the nations capital
A great movie about league
Watching the raiders with a great start
Oh yeah we are fighting fit
Go the mighty raiders

HI GUYS AND GALS

today i did a tournament of bowling at belconnen bowl, it replaces the usual bowling weekend

and my scores were pretty well awesome, well, that is what i think, anyway

i got 128 and 157 and 141 and 148 and 138 and 135 and 161 and 127 and 162

and i had few members of my team getting 200 games which was cool, maybe a medal, i don’t know, have

to wait and see


here is a poem


i had fun at bowling

it was fun it was fun

i had fun at bowling

i bowled pretty good

i got 23 strikes, which was awesome, dude

i got a good number of spares

and so many near misses

even a dismal 3 near the end

but i am happy a very happy chappy

bowling was fun, bowling was rad

i enjoyed myself today, and i kicked some button yeah bowling, was awesome if you take a look at it

bow bow

it is fun just bowling my parramatta eels ball down the alley

i am not a wally

i have no dolly, but i say

cool man, i had an awesome day today

and everybody looked like having fun

you see it is radically awesome to get 23 strikes

oh yeah, mate





































9.00 SQUAD


FIRST GAME




1              X             29

2              X             48

3           9 -              57

4           9 -              66

5           5 3             74

6           7 1             82

7           7 /             101

8            9 -            110

9            8 1            119

10          8 1            128

TOTAL SCORE         128





SECOND GAME





1                X               30

2                X               56

3                X               75

4             6 3               84

5             5 4               93

6             9 /              111

7             8 1             120

8                X             139

9             7 2              148

10           7 2               157

TOTAL SCORE          157




THIRD GAME    





1               6 -                  6

2              7 2                15

3                 X                35

4               9 /                 51

5               6 3                60

6                8 /                 77

7                7 -                  84

8                7 /                 104

9                   X                124

10            9 / 7                 141

TOTAL SCORE                141




10.30 SQUAD





FIRST GAME    






1                  7 2                       9

2                  7 /                      29

3                       X                     54

4                       X                     69

5                   5 -                       74

6                   8 1                       83  

7                      X                     102

8                    8 1                     111

9                    9 /                       131

10             X 7 -                         148

TOTAL SCORE                         148



SECOND GAME




1                  8 /                          19

2                  9 -                          28

3                  9 /                          46

4                  8 /                          66

5                     X                        85

6                   9 -                        94

7                   9 -                      103

8                   9 -                       112

9                     X                        130

10                  8 -                        138




THIRD GAME




1                    7 /                     17

2                     7 /                     37

3                        X                    57

4                      9 /                     71

5                      4 5                     80

6                       9 -                     89

7                       7 2                    98

8                        8 1                   107

9                        8 1                    116

10                   7 / 9                      135

TOTAL SCORE                            135





2.00 SQUAD




FIRST GAME




1                        X                   27

2                        X                   45

3                     7 1                    53

4                     9 /                     72

5                      9 /                     88

6                      6 -                     94

7                      8 /                    114

8                         X                   134

9                        9 /                   152

10                    8 1                     161

TOTAL SCORE                          161




SECOND GAME




1                          X                     13

2                       3 -                       16

3                          X                      35

4                        9 -                      44

5                        7 2                      53

6                        9 /                       72

7                        9 -                       81

8                        9 /                     101

9                           X                    119

10                      7 1                     127

TOTAL SCORE                           127




THIRD GAME





1                           X                       20

2                       9 /                         40

3                            X                      60

4                         9 /                        79

5                         9 /                        96

6                         7 /                      115

7                         9 /                      133

8                         8 -                      141

9                         5 -                       146

10                    6 / 6                       162

TOTAL SCORE                              162