If you wannabe
Your *** will be knocked right oughta that tree
Dont you believe in me?
We'll see what shall be
Cause mama raised no wannabe!

Will anyone come for me?
Throw a glare beyond compare?
Have a drink without a stare?
Imagine how simple it could be!
Just wash your hands
And throw it away
Does it count when you don't?
And when I don't
Who'll set me free?

People always say friends come a dime a dozen
Well you can keep your dozen just give me smiles, laughter, good times
That's all I need
Sitting back sipping cool drinks
Chuckling at fun stories
Swatting gnats as they buzz around
Our beverages of choice
Feeling that euphoric feeling of true acceptance
Just being you and enjoying good genuine people
Now thats friendship

Write more so you know
Which way to slowly go
Never forecast anxiousnes
Just forget about chance
There you go!
Once more take it real slow
And fake it graciously
In case you forget

Yo! Jack wasn't nimble
Jumpin that candlestick
Jumpin without no pants
Getting burned down low
So next time think a little
And save your weinersnitzel

Sometimes a treasure map can be so
much more then physical gain
Life sends you down many streets and different alleyways
Maybe that map leads you right where you most need to be
That magical compass never strays
You my eternal friend yes are my spiritual treasure
No need another map be unfurled
You the one I found is forever lasting





Forever ever lasting

My caretaker mumbled, "I'll make sure you have bliss".
And for God sake why?
When I'm leaving a ****!
Muttering back to her, "no one else cares".
Followed by that vacant stare.
As her hand reached out.
To touch my heart.
I felt the only thing to do.
Was answer with a ****.