Yeah, right,
so it was okay for
Roger Ramjet
to take
power up pills?

I just plug my brains
into the mains,
if
She doesn't **** me
the shock will.

They always expect you to keep limping along
holding on to the person in front
skimping on essentials
performing like seals in a fairground attraction
but
they never expect it when the **** hits their fans.

Me?
I don't care one way or another
I've had enough of it,
racing around the rat cage
full of rat rage,
so I'm in no way surrendering
just
putting my tail between my legs
pulling up the tent pegs
and trundling off to happier times,

beneath the hum of the monitor
I swear I can hear the doctor
saying
increase his dosage
poor chap's
in his dotage,
if I could afford the postage
I would write to my MP.

Oh
you smell nice,
but I knew that
the smell was a chemical compound
decanted into a fancy bottle
put on a fancier shelf
to be sold at a
fantastic price
but
Oh
you smell nice
sounded much better
than what I knew.

So,
who did do it then?
which one of you
turned Saturday
into Sunday
again?

They forgot to mention the sand storms, the mosquitos, the scorpions and god knows what else is lurking out there in the cultural desert.

I am not just a number said numero uno
secretly pleased at being placed first.

Hey,
don't pull a face
it's Sunday
and
preachers gotta preach.

Remember,
if you're in a three-legged race with one arm tied behind your back playing blind man's bluff and holding a spoon with a boiled egg on it, it's either Easter or you're dreaming.

In your eyes
I see my harvest moon
I climb to daylight but
you've gone too soon.

it would have to be
this way it has to be
and unrequitedly
wins the point.

There are too many of the many and too few of the few but that's nothing new because it has always been that way.

Today I could be either one or no one
and each one has its attractions.

And the day has almost gone
but then it struck me
well *** me
I am everyone and anyone
who wants to be someone
other than that one
and
we all know that one
don't we?