So your wife doesn't like it That's okay with me I'll make a special place For the whole world to see My Yoda collection Star Wars ******* Fits perfect in my house Next to my piggy banks And Womble mania They make me happy Because I believe And that's all that matters ...
a few friends have beautiful sci-fi collections hidden away .. i say no to that .. give it to me if you can't find a better way to enjoy it .. i'm hoping anyway ..
Armageddon Auckland Thanks now stalking Yoda anything Motion sensor 6 phrases Glowing sabre Cute and small Tough as guts Gentle Wise, Nuts Anythings possible Just gotta believe Be positive Dream This is the Force Of Course ...
feel the force, believe in yourself, reach for the stars
From the last Armageddon Floating Yoda How does he do that? That's why I spent $12 To get him why Cause he's just cool Diary 2013 On sale last January You take my thoughts Scratch and scribble Nonsense or dribble With small pages I write heaps Of fumbling lyrics Time to just do it On my couch or the train Thanks to you both The sky's now the limit I love you my Star Wars pen
The miracle weight loss pill ... does help you lose weight, but keep it off what a joke it doesn't change whats in your head it doesn't give you the rush you need when you're down
The miracle diet ... does work for a while of course you lose weight feels good you're eating healthy food feels good that others notice and compliment you then you plateau
The exercise machine ... promises the world you too can be a hot model you can do it just 3 minutes a day you will transform into **** in weeks then you stop
It takes much more than a few dollars To turn your world inside out To change the way you think To change your lifestyle Food is just food Think about it like that Try cutting out added sugar Replace the bad takeaway with a good one Do something small everyday Remove all the effort Its working on me Day by day I'm starting to fade away Awesome
don't be ****** in, change the way you think about food, good luck!
When I was 5 ... Your kerosene heater .. I hated that smell .. Your snoring .. kept me awake at night .. Bathtime .. my ears hurt when you cleaned them with the rough flannel .. Bathing in the river .. I was ashamed to be ***** like you .. Your teeth .. in a glass scared me .. You had no mercy .. when on the hunt for head lice ..
Now I'm 45 .. You had no mercy .. relentless, you got them all .. Your teeth .. I keep mine in a glass in the bathroom .. Bathing in the river .. unrestricted & one with nature, I get it .. Bathtime .. your ears do get *****, I use a rough flannel too .. Your snoring .. any snoring reminds me of you .. Your kerosene heater .. the whiff of kerosene, my strongest physical memory of you .. I think of you .. now I love the smell of kerosene ..
Every cherished memory of my Grandmother, no detail forgotten, I will always love you Nan XOXO
I don't really You are reminding me, of what I don't want to be I feel for you I hope you'll snap out of it, for you, not me I see you So you're in my world, which isn't as bad as you think Theres much worse Places to be, you are just oblivious to it at the moment Don't let it linger You'll feel better, look better and attract positive energy I walk away I just don't want your energy right now, please feel some of mine
What does that mean?? Consumer madness is where we live So mad, we can make our waste just disappear Like magic, **** its gone In a hole .. .. somewhere, who cares .. On a hill top plateau .. .. that used to be a valley, not that long ago To a place to be dissected by strangers .. who salvage everything they can An invisible continent of floating plastic shame Trapped in the rhythm of the Pacific Out of sight out of mind Strangling nature and her beasts Who gave us this right We actively recycle but to what end Did we need to go there in the first place Does this justify our madness I think not ..
love mother nature, re-use everything and stop buying **** where there is no real need .. its up to you and me ..
Took me a while to join Had to learn all the security settings I've heard about the weird on the net I need to protect myself from all that **** I won't friend you if I don't know you If your not a family member I'll ignore all random messages And ads that give the universe And all my friends I tell them My mum is on my list So take care with where you tag me Or you could **** me off Your loss I'll unfriend you Just send me cool warm fuzzys Thats what I call a buddy Lolcat positivity Affirmation awesome trippy I f*cking love science Mega Success stories Against overwhelming odds Photos of your son Pet day at school with his lamb Your new makeup Your family outting Theres no better way to keep in contact ...
The last loaf in my freezer The last I'll ever buy I'll savour every crumb of it Toast slap on the butter And marmite mmmh sweet marmite Worthy of an eye shut moment Warm fuzzy .. Smile Thakyou hello poetry Free therapy for me Purging my bad choices But back to my moment Im so happy right now sunshine ... damit .. marmite on my keyboard ... hahaha
Hello Weakling You are nothing I won't discriminate I'm not fussy Anyone will do I will ravage your senses And destroy your mind Bit by painful bit I laugh in the face of your loved ones Mock your feeble attempts to evict me I will fool you I sleep dormant Then - I am reborn This time with more stamina I pick up the pace I will take you down before I disappear
Get outta my face My chest My throat I've had enough Feeling sorry for myself I want a deep breathe A cough free night I want to go to work Not used to this **** I'll ride it out No choice about that I have to be tough This is really rough I'll pray to the Gods You'll leave me alone Bring back normal Dumb zombie zone ...
haven't been sick in years, flu kicked me in the **** big time, soooo over it ...
Back to my old ways The old days Life was simple kids were little Cooking for family Sweet in purpose Prime and reason Family time best Around the table Struggle street It was okay Ends were met Some days difficult Love to play Keep kids busy Wear them out Till lights out Goodnight kids Sleep tight Sweet dreams School tomorrow You will be busy I watch you sleep Peaceful and sweet
I had the best day Hanging out with my Mum Took her grocery shopping A month overdue 2 hours in the supermarket What a mission Trailing behind Pushing the trolley Her in front Holding the list Crossing it off Oops I forgot this Two aisles back So we turn around Go back to look Until we find After the third time I'd had enough Mum give me the list please I grab it and scan To check whats where I make a plan A small fortune later We go to the car Its raining hard I tell her to get in I carefully arrange So it won't fall out When we get home She goes inside And starts to unpack I mule the packages and bags To her bench I read my poetry and stories Shes happy She loves it She cooks me lunch Nice one Mum We'll do it again Only this time I'll hold the list
Love shopping with my Mum, shes so sweet and classy
If your moma told you it was all flowers She was lying There is so much bad Its easy to succumb And lose yourself We all do sometimes You must decide Live it everyday Pave your way Because no-one else will What do you want around you Choose carefully We only get so many We have limited time Use it wisely
Hanging out my washing On my front porch My new neighbours go to their car Little man in tow He sees me, I see him and smile Hey mum. look theres an old lady I chuckle and hear an embarassed Sorry ! I say, No worries, thats cute ! They say what they see The wisest words said can come From the smallest mouths I love you little man And all like you I will lay my life on the line if I had to Yet I don't even know you're name You hold my future in your little hands You are our future so I'd better make sure I do the best that I can
Photos are best Way less pixels I like the best I hate photos Flash phone camera I hate the detail Everything captured So for the profile Photos I use My old school phone I feel uplifted Snap I'm taken Look golden smile I am happy ...
not photogenic, i hate photos, now its so easy i've had to get used to it
Oh Vodafone Good at the sell Good at the buy Upsell galore Pie in the sky While in the hold A customer waits Too late now We took the bait The hassle of switching But hassle I will I'm sick of ******* I'm not a ***** I do my total best Treat others as I wish But my patience is worn Your integrity torn Theres no coming back Customer service slack I'm not locked in No contract pain I'm taking my cash To give to someone else
goodbye vodafone, i'm shopping around, it wasn't even about the cheapest deal, it was a balance of deal and service and well, hate to say the service sux.
I hate you for being here I hate the way you look I hate what you believe I hate who you believe in I hate that I have to change I hate that I must give you space I hate that you are offended by my speech I hate that others react because I joke I hate that they are not you I hate not being in control I hate you for being here
the world is changing, we are now universal beings, we must evolve, we must move on or we are stuck in hate, hate is optional
In the extreme, totally not on Beating someone senseless on the brink of death For terrorising someone to the point of breaking Beating or neglecting an animal in your care The small **** voice inside me says You deserve the same
Although it would take a worse person To serve that justice ...
My primary voice says On a simpler level At the beginning of it all When you are a child Do not invest in it Do not give it power Do not tolerate it Even if its not directed at you You can do that
We need to teach our kids To believe in themselves Don't lie down and take it We can all be strong Even if you're physically weak Self belief in words said is a powerful tool That parts up to you ...
don't be a victim, be strong, you can do it!
a friend posted a photo on my facebook, beautiful 6 year old girl holding a sign 'i was bullied for wearing glasses, like if you agree bullying is wrong', Of course I think bullying is wrong, but I also think victim mentality is wrong, I was about to like when I thought again ... and wrote this poem ...
Say it to my face Not online Oh you can't Then just stop It's that simple Isn't it? Validate yourself On the back Of someones pain You're pathetic I don't know you That's great You don't deserve My time or My effort You deserve What you get What is that again Oh that's right I don't care ...
Flutter One cell One cell more Tick tock Complexity More and more Exhistance Subsistance Complete reliance Define me This is me I feel time move I change The world has changed I leave Bit by bit Flutter Tick no more
No buttons Grrh I screech Frustration Auto spell dam This is madness Someone save me Before I smash it Change the settings Big keyboard Sweating If I were a smurf It would be perfect But I'm not Crazy Get with the game Yes I'm insane You won't beat me You are a machine I rule you I will get this You will learn My speak My language I persist Yes I think I got it ...
my smart phone drove me nuts for ages ... no way was i gonna let it win ... now i'm sweet with it, lol
My little black cat with ears like a bat the size of Ararat she knows what I need gets up in my face she never backs down shes nobody's clown she wants what she wants she'll fight to get it get out of her way or you will regret it she'll scratch you and laugh lick her **** and forget it until next time you cross her