Aye, how long did I see,
Oh forlorn, the thought
E’er was i to think!
‘twas a Lover.
A gay!
A man of the closet.
I love?
I laugh?
I lose?
Big Barbecue *******!
On! My! Nose!
Please,
Please.
Please!
Now!!
Or hither shall I cry
From a lack of my Mashéd.
Potato!
*******?