Today a year is over
Today a year I see
Today I remembered the day
I married a chimpanzee

I’m not sure if it was love at first sight
But somehow we were smitten
Our fate was in the stars
And that’s where it was written

People were always curious
And they wondered how it could be
That I had fallen in love
With my darling Chimpanzee

His undying love for bananas
And hanging by the bars
My chimpanzee was always hyper
And loved to drive fast cars


Sometimes things got difficult
And sometimes we’d disagree
It’s kind of frustrating when you are arguing
And all he says is “oo oo aa aa eee”

When we’re on holiday
He’d pack his suitcase tight
With bananas and oranges
And all sorts of monkey delights

Although his monkey quirks
Sometimes make mad
I knew what I signed up for
And sometimes it also makes me glad

He takes the time to listen
He takes the time to be
A good loving husband
Even though he’s a Chimpanzee

My Chimpanzee husband is awesome
And he’s the best for me
Today we’re eating a banana cake
As we celebrate our anniversary.

When God created Dads

He made mine quite queer

He made mine with a big belly

Maybe from drinking too much non alcoholic beer


He made my dad love bananas

More than words can say

He’ll go out at midnight buying bananas

There’s no stopping him, come what may


He made him a little stubborn

He eats whatever makes him drool

Mutton beef or pork

He loves to break the rules


His eyebrows are way too long

bushy and way too thick

sometimes i think he needs to cut them

Even mowing them would do the trick


Daddy loves to get up

at the crack of dawn

Disturb everybody too

Early in the morn


To run off to one of his adventures

He’ll drag me out of bed

“lets go see the mountains today!” he says

Even though my eyes are still red


He won’t take no for an answer

and tries to bribe me with a treat

“But we can go have your favourite breakfast” he says

and then I’m rushing to buckle myself in the carseat


Being around daddy

is always so much fun

we keep roaming and roaming around

until the day is done


Daddy wears only one colour

It’s his usual shade of brown

Nothing else picks his fancy

He ends up looking like a clown


His pants are always too short

and always show his socks

He wears them with his iron shoes

which thud around when he walks


When daddy is at a buffet

or at an office event with free food

He steals me cakes in his pockets

To brighten up my mood


God made my daddy

ever so generous and so sweet

My daddy is my hero

the nicest person I could ever meet


God made daddy perfect

so we girls would know

What to look for in a man

and how his goodness would show


God sent daddies

to come into the world

For where God couldn’t physically walk among us

Daddy would be protecting God’s little girls

One fine morning
on my way to work
I met a real dinosaur
in big boots and a mischievous smirk

I’m kinda lonely he said
just visiting this town
I don’t have any friends
and thats bringing me kinda down

He looked kinda sad
with his tiny Dino eyes
I’d have to call in late
and explain it to the office guys

First we went out for ice cream
then we played a video game
He cracked a lot of dinosaur jokes
which were all kinda lame

When he would laugh
his mouth would open wide
Which sorta kinda scared me
and made me want to hide

His Dino tail would wiggle
and his laces would always come loose
It was funny trying to watch him
tie up his dinosaur shoes

Then we went to Iceland
and all the rides were cool
It was really spectacular seeing a dinosaur
floating in the swimming pool

Then we were really hungry
and we went out to dine
He scared all the waiters and waitresses
and drank up all the wine

I climbed up on his back
and he went for a run
Omigosh this day was perfect
I was having so much fun

Everywhere we walked
people screamed and ran
at the big stomping dinosaur
causing all the traffic jams

If only they would listen
If only they could see
Mr. Dinosaur is just a nice guy
just like you and me

Our perfect day was over
Dino had to go back home
probably back to Jurassic Park
and left me here alone

Next morning at work was a ******
such a tiresome bore
I just wanted to leave the office
and run out the office door

When the clock stuck five
I finally decided to leave
I left my dull office
and Lo & behold I just could not believe

Standing before me
in front of my very eyes
stood my dinosaur buddy
what a nice surprise!

We talked and talked for hours
even after dark
and when the day was over
I decided to move in to Jurassic Park

Now we’re never lonely
Dinosaur and me
Dinosaur has a friend
and I have family