Shit Haiku - Hello Poetry

Jun 2014

Dark Holes

Bangles

Bangles are my jam
Please walk like an Egyptian
Right into my heart

#love #heartbreak #haiku #dark #angst #bangles

Jun 2014

StuKerr

Eat my Feelings

Food makes me happy
Sunshine makes me very glad
I like murdering

#haiku #happy #food #sunshine #****** #runningoutofhashtags

Jun 2014

StuKerr

Hai-ku-na-ma-ta-ta 2

Ow, Its in the past
Hai-ku-na-ma-ta-ta
Learn from Ra-fi-ki

#lifelessons #lionking #rafiki #simbawhatabitch #mufasa

Jun 2014

StuKerr

Hai-ku-na-ma-ta-ta 1

King of the lions
Hai-ku-na-ma-ta-ta
Simba, what a *****.

#haiku #lion #simba #lifelessons #lionking

Jun 2014

StuKerr

Angst

Angst angst angst angst angst;
Angsty Angsty angst;
******* people, ****.

Jun 2014

Dark Holes

Untitled

My heart is a ****
Stab it deep inside your chest
Jizzy goodness, ok?

#love #heartbreak #sad #pain #haiku #angst #*****

Jun 2014

Dark Holes

Burning *****

One night stands. **** me.
Tear my soul and **** in two.
Thanks for the ******.

#love #anger #hate #haiku #poems #*** #angst #butts

Jun 2014

Dark Holes

Snapchat

Your ****'s on parade
Snapchat your privates for me
**** pics of the soul

#haiku #gross #***** #snapchat

Jun 2014

StuKerr

FAT

Icecream makes me fat,
I really like to eat cake,
I ate my parents.

#haiku #cake #fat

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