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Wise Words, Bad SmellYou know you can't breath new life into a cemetery joke, / Because of course, it's more than just vi
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Feb 22
Sniffing glue will get you...Q. If you combined E.T. (Steven Spielberg) ALF from the TV show, and Alien from Alien movies fran. a
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Feb 8
Singed Nose HairsMy nose hairs-you know that their all singed... / My nose hairs-I picked up way to much wind...! / W
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Nov 20, 2025
Cluck-Fu Chicken FightHe was a cluck-fu chicken / And he brought his feathered fight kickin' / And there was no denying /
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Jul 6, 2025
Jimmy Dean (Breakfast Frill's on)Completed Jimmy Dean Breakfast / Sang to the tune of Micheal Jackson's original song Billy Jean-1983
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Jul 17, 2024
Something Breakfast FrillJimmy Dean, Breakfast Frill, / Bacon and Chorizo-an' just put the Griddles on, / Ya know-the Waffles
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Jul 12, 2024
Writing And Fighting (Boredom)You can't write the word "fight" while fighting someone-using a pen against them while they fought u
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Jul 2, 2024
Modern LiI may be onto something new, / I put it all into everything I'm told (I'd) do, / But always in the e
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May 8, 2024
Work in progressVerse 1 / Hello toilet, my old friend / I've got to go now once again / I've been waiting for a grea
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May 8, 2024
Fart Like That~FART SOUND~ / The way it's smelling, I can't believe it-I've never smelled a / FART LIKE THAT / It'
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May 2, 2024
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