Odd........Odd........Odd?

I find it kind of odd in the way ought odda be spelt.

Odda, oughta?

Spelt? Spelled?

And while spelt is a word odda isn't

but in reality why is the latter not also a given?

And don't get me wrong, I know how to spell ought,

and I know its not oughta,

don't think I've forgot.

But please for my sake,

while sat for some time,

let me ask you some questions,

through reason and rhymes.

First things first,

second things second,

third things third,

and fourth things fourcend.

  Now that we have got that out of the way,

and we can do away,

with all my forced rhymes,

here comes the second curve ball,

so be quick with your mind!

Oh **** you missed it!

There it goes!

No you fool run!

Its a curve ball!

It'll break your heart!

Now I know what you're thinking,

or maybe I don't,

but I haven't asked a single question,

well be prepared to be shownt.

Shownt? Shown?

******* it

Might have to bully a cumulus or two.

Im still looking for the ******* golden one.

Sometimes I think I am barking up the wrong tree

Then I realize I should probably stop barking at trees.

"Danny!"

Danny's mother called him for breakfast;

But it was too late,

Danny had already died.