Hard to hit as she flies,
Energy coursing through her veins.
Rising to the highest level of power,
Original Female Legend.
Inspirational to all the little girls
Never backs down
Even when men have thrown in the towel.

A HERO
[H]e stands tall in all adversity.
[E]xtraordinary presence, he commands.
[R]educes Danger to rubble
[O]verall just the main man to go to

Saw his dead body on the curb
My old pal is gone
We dreamed of making it to Forbes
But that idea is done

At a party, was the last time we met
I noticed he was on some hard crack
He had a stubborn mindset
Whatever I did won't have made his nut crack

Been friends for over 15 years,
All the way back in kindergarten
From Graduation Cheers,
Now he's dead, never to be seen alive again

When two of us come together,
You and I.
Our friendship closer than a brother,
You and I.
Together both of us walk farther,
You and I.
Brother from another mother,
You and I.
Dissolve our friendship I wouldn't rather
You and I.
Friends Forever,
You and I.

Life is a long walk,
You gotta look out for those that stalk.
All your worries in the long walk,
Gotta wipe it off like Chalk.

Some get to ride life in a Rolls-Royce;
Others without a voice.
Some ride on dem boys,
Others hope at the end to rejoice.

At first, life is as easy as porridge,
Walking on the rickety bridge.
But as you walk remember not to judge,
Otherwise, you will turn to smudge.

If you treat the walk like its a game of luck
You are gonna get a shock
So just continue to work
And don't bank on luck

A dude with a chain,
A girl named Jane,
All those I bet you’ll find down the lane,
Sparkling rain,
Lion with no mane
That instead you’ll find in Spain.

A hurricane,
A woman drunk on champagne,
All those you could be told by the nearest Eurasian crane
Gain with no pain,
A side course with no main.
These you will find in Spain.

I hope it wasn’t in vain
I hope you don't refrain
From going all the way to Spain
And remember to go with some fried plantain
Otherwise, by the sword of Anticipation, you shall be slain.

I had a friend named Jake
He sat down by the lake
Beside him was a McDonald milkshake
I went closer to make sure he was awake
For he was just as still as the lake

Then began an earthquake
The earth began to shake
As I turned, after me came Jake
Then stopped the earthquake

"What were you doing, for heaven's sake?"
He replied "Looking for snakes."
"Then what caused the earthquake?"

We went back to the lake,
Only to see the Loch Ness with a backache

We both ran, neither of us spake.