All around you, there’s competition,
Non-stop, no time for intermission,
Just make sure you pay, your admission!
Magicians, summonin’ apparitions,
Tacticians, actin’ with suspicion,
Relax, it’s only, our tradition!
You wanna win? That’s your mission?
Well with your, expressed permission,
I’ll train you up, and, with my tuition,
You’ll be number one!
This year, it’ll be a sight,
This tournament’ll be quite the fright,
Just remember, to win you’ll need foresight,
And it never hurt to be polite!
Your foes, them you’ll want to smite,
The spell casters, magic words they’ll recite,
Hunting beasts, watch out, for their bites,
It’ll be a nasty fight!
We’ll be trainin’ you until morn’
Don’t worry if your armours just a bit worn,
By the end, theirs’ll all be torn,
If ya’ send ‘em airborne!
Don’t be worried if you get scorn,
I know that winnin’ this be ya’ bourn,
Get a scar, that’s how a star is born,
Here in Stranglethorn!
was watching the trailer for the new troll-tournament-themed hearthstone expansions and it inspired me, more so, the beat behind the trailer song inspired me
looking at it now, it works so much better with the beat behind it, but i suppose it's still readable without, and i haven't written anything actually readable in a good while