Thy hero is kinda sleepy
While the beast feasting upon his city
The people's pressure, however, forces the hero to his duty.
The hero, tiredly, puts on his blue jacket
And grabs his mighty plastic sword
Facing the beast, slightly bored
"Shucks", says the sleepy hero
"I forgot to put the toilet seat down"
As he walks to the bathroom, sleepy hero then says,
"Yo, I could go for a snickers right about now"
As the beast makes havoc among the kitchen.
The beast then questions the hero,
"Can I watch some Teletubbies Pa?"
The hero nods valiantly accompanied with a thumbs up sign.