a short essay about identity and schizophrenia.
Imagine if your ******* were pyramids.
Imagine they morphed as slowly as you liked, or as rapidly as you can project, into that much adored and historically influential form. Wouldn’t you feel more powerful? You’re ******* have become king. They’re printed on the back of a ******* dollar bill. NO, it’s not like a thousand men were used to construct your *****. NO, it’s not like a thousand men have been sweating all over them, using their ***** fingers to mould and shape them for hundreds of years. But for some reason, when I hallucinate, that’s what I see. Yes, pyramids of *******, ******* of pyramids. Move aside, mighty phoenix, for my retinal projections, distorted by some unknowable algorithm that works its crafty magic in my nifty noggin, have united what was once is on one hand the beacon of the ancient kings with what is, on the other, what always was and always will be-- the sacred bust of the babe. Now you know what I feel like when I gaze weakly at that electronic enigma of the Fens, the oft photographed, much relied upon, quite familiar Citgo Sign. Or so it seems. But through my eyes it’s enigmatic, for it amounts to a chimera: the human flesh, a breast, unified and mounted on a common triangle, which projects through a hypnotic digital display. Let me explain this duplicity of digital duality. For if you will please allow me to fixate on that mysterious, ephemeral display, I will reveal to you, layer by layer, its subjective ambiguity on as many distinct levels as there are illuminated lines that bisect its voluptuous form. Here comes the unconscious (and it speaks in somewhat fragmented dialogue:)
“There’s the Citgo sign…I can’t help feeling like the ****** illuminati has taken over this bastion of the oil industry! “
“Hold on! Now it’s there! Now it’s gone! Just like a rabbit in a hat.
“It’s the virtual ****** of our modern plutocracy! Only instead of milk, its leaking oil! “
“I don’t quite get the comparison.”
“Well, just imagine cars. They’re getting nursed by the pump, just like a mother uses her ***** to…”
“Yeah, I get it already…”
“It’s like an Angelina Jolie job all over again! Now it’s here! Now it’s gone!”
“Why is my subconscious so saturated in filthy pop culture.”
“Ok, guy, so what you have here is an electronic, flashing, striped, triangular…breast!”
“Shut up, you sound like you’re ******* Angelina Jolie.”
“I am ******* Angelina Jolie.”
“OK, shut the **** up right now. You’re in my head!”
“Zo-ombie Zo-mbie Zo-mbie bee bee.”
“Something familiar finally.”
“But, getting back to the image on the screen, its infused with the unctuous spirit of a fusion of Bill Gates and one J Boone Pickens.”
“Hmm, a digital breast that flickers into and out of existence and enchanted with the spirits of our humble oligarchy.”
“This flickering quality…is reminiscint of my time in the laboratory where I studied quantum particles that only have a certain probability of existing in any fixed location at a given time.”
“I’m thinking to myself…could this humble, digital display of triangular ******* provide the basis for the illusive emergent property of the quantum entanglement? That’s the building block of a quantum computer, which is sought after by…”
“That’s it, I heard that. It’s perfect! Everything is going to be powered by the pyramidal breast scheme. I can create an algorithm to predict the appearances of segments of the image…errr Citgo Breast at seemingly unpredictable intervals over spacetime! Project Milky way is what I think…”
“*******, this British dude in my head is attempting to… monetize the breast. And I once salivated over feminist philosophy. Now I’m like the Chimera. Part British! Part American! Part Bill Gates, part tycoon, part digital, part real…”
“You even make me feel part human. But I’m just a ghost in the…”
“Machine.”
“I gave you that thought.”
“How would you know. Maybe yes, and maybe no. That’s how this quantum universe…”
“Decides.”
“Yes. Decides. Have we agreed to disagree?”
“Yes, but in doing so, perhaps we have merged. Goodnight Angelina, goodnight Bill Gates, goodnight my other half, goodnight nature, goodnight quantum, goodnight moon…”