he tried to tempt christ, only to find him inviting him for some drinks
he said "if you are the son of god, turn these stones into bread"
and he did, and they shared some loaves
he invited him to a rave, and they met eloa
she was innocent, and they both were not
in the end of the night, the roles reversed
and they had to miracle their ***** out of that club
several months later, he visited him while he was with an affair with insanity
and they shared some drinks, and some jokes, and some vaseline
a year later, he visited him while he was fighting pneumonia
he said, "i will weep for you when you go"
and christ said, "of course you will. you love me. me and my flesh"
and they shared the iv fluid with a side of bourbon
and christ died, and he was happy
and evil wept, for he was better than most