Paranoid Prick

Paranoid Prick 4d

Hot Mic

Joe Biden to his Plastic Surgeon during a Botox injection appointment:

"Hey doc you seem like a **** guys, am I right? How do you like em, huh? Cmon...Big? Small? I'll tell you what, I like the ones that remind me of Delaware....flat baby!"

Many news sources are questioning the legitimacy of this breaking news report.

Even the Vice President has spoken on the allegation:

"Its obviously fake, Joe could never string that many words together that coherently."

Paranoid Prick Jun 7

Attention ****

I
Wanna be loved
But I 'll
Settle
For being liked

Gimme my
Fix
Dopamine spike
Keeping me feeling
Right

Take
What I said
Save it
And pretend
You'll read it again

Tell your friends
I wrote a sad song
Tell em to love me
And sing along
Life has become hollow
When life is holo
I want people to watch
And follow

Rip me
Fibers and strands apart
Leave a hole the size of you
In my heart
Press the buttons
Let your thoughts flow freely
Organized pixels
Texts tease me
But I can never
Reach that itch
Something's just not right
An off tune pitch
Chew me up spit me out
Dirt nap ditch
Take me from a good boy
To a paranoid *****

Paranoid Prick May 24

Ooo Someone's not gonna Like this One

I got wet dreams
of Bill Gates strapped down
getting ****** off
by thousands of mosquitos
until his skin is vacuumed sealed
to his bones

Wet hot fantasies
of 9/11 re-do's
with every member
to ever attend Bilderberg
in cozy arm chairs
top floor of towers 1&2
with Apple brand suicide nets
outside barred windows

***** I etch n sketch
the scene where
the cdc blew up in TWD
but made sure
Fauci and the all DC gremlins
could make it to the bbq

Paranoid Prick May 24

Untitled

I left my manga out around my young cousin, who mistook them for coloring books. Now Goku has purple nips and I cant unsee it.

Paranoid Prick May 11

Confirmed

I joined the illuminati as a janitor. You ever wonder who picks up after an eyes wide shut party, well you're looking at one bud. Do I have to bag entrails of virgins and baby bones...sure but on the bright side, I save all the adrenochrome EpiPen leftovers and sell them for a nice turnaround on Wayfair. You ever wonder why one throw pillow costs 5,000 buckaroos?

Paranoid Prick May 10

Historical Quote of the Day

"TexasRoadHouse is to peanut shells as Hotel Room is to j-
We're live?"

-Neil deGrasse Tyson (2009)

Paranoid Prick Apr 29

EWW DIS NASSTY

I asked doc to stick vaccine in my pipe
So I can bust antibodies on my gf's chest
Two doses a day usually works best
Even greater effect when she ingests