oh **** oh **** oh ****
I missed the garbage truck
I have a bin full of trash
full of people I want to smash.
Pain is the only thing they give
a people plague that pollutes
the life I live.
But when the garbage truck arrives
and it will tomorrow morning
I will throw these people out
without a single warning.
Jun 12, 2016
Jun 12, 2016 at 6:26 AM UTC
I pondered
if there is more to pain?
the installs jabbered to me
the counselor of pain trounced my love
I reasoned
if there is more to pain?
would the pain ever end?
Mar 2, 2016
Mar 2, 2016 at 3:39 PM UTC
I am speaking with a homeless man.
He got 7 dollars in his pocket.
A smile on his face.
And his heart is warmer than most penthouses.
I listen to his old voice while I listen
To music by a star who is far more poor.
Feb 28, 2016
Feb 28, 2016 at 8:16 AM UTC
When I was young.
I would take things personally
I would become sad.
But one day.
I said **** that**
It stuck around.
I said **** it**, **** that** and **** all your stupid ****
**** the past** and **** the bad things up in the ***
**** everything** what a way to live.
But now I am happy and I've run out of ***** to give.
Feb 24, 2016
Feb 24, 2016 at 5:19 PM UTC
My head is awfully stupid.
"Remember this equation" I yell.
I know it will be on the test.
My brain responds by
remembering all the lyrics
to a song by Taylor Swift.
I cry as I fail my test in physics.
Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 5:36 PM UTC
I once a got a present
It was danish design
A hoptimist. I was confused.
No function. Not pretty.
Just expensive...
I realized I was a hoptimist.
So I kept it...
Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 6:53 AM UTC
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Anemones are white
Sunflowers are yellow
Marigold are orange
This is not a love poem.
Feb 14, 2016
Feb 14, 2016 at 5:59 AM UTC
I always spell wierd wrong.
It takes me 1.35 minutes to cook minute rice.
And it takes me more than an instant to cook instant noodles.
I pull doors that says push.
I once tried to give a blind man a high five.
And I killed my own cactus because I gave it too much water.
But I am really good at making grilled cheese sandwhich. So I might survive.
Feb 11, 2016
Feb 11, 2016 at 6:46 PM UTC
I really truly wish I had
A Jellyfish tank in my living room
And no colleagues and friends I ain't mad
because imagine people that peaceful gloom
Of a little mindless pudding swimming in the water
But when I think about it I might rather have an otter
T T T T
E E E E
N N N N
T T T T
A A A A
C C C C
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Feb 11, 2016
Feb 11, 2016 at 4:18 PM UTC
I hope you are unhappy wherever you are.
And may you always lose the keys to your car.
May your underwear be uncomfortable all your life
and may you hit all the red lights whenever you drive.
May your upstairs neighbor party all night long
and may the radio never play your favorite song.
May your skin never reach the smoothness of silk
and may your cookies break when you dip them in milk.
Because I don't want you dead for just hurting me
But I wish for you that tiny extra bit of misery.
Feb 10, 2016
Feb 10, 2016 at 3:21 PM UTC