I took this girl on a date to the Purple Pakora,
Lil did I know how much this girl would order,
I met her on tinder-loo, she orderd a vinderloo madras and a korma
What the actual tandoori duck ?? how many animals does this ***** wanna slaughter?
I'm already thinking **** how much they gonna charge me,
When she puts an order in for another 12 oinion bhaji
I could stop what was going on,
Next thing I know she wants a side order of poppadom with extra ******* yogurt on
Then she looks me in the eye an says " shall we get a starter coz I absolutely love a chiken tika masala
Holy **** **** god dam!!!
Now to wants to try each different flavor of naan
10 cocktails that didn't even touch the ******* coaster,
Then she goes " I'm on a diet. So I'll just have 1 vegetable samosa
Burn a hole in my pocket the size of the equator,
And she didn't forget to tell me to tip the ****** waiter
After we left this girl wants to party
She goes I'll come with you if you get some charlie
All I got to eat was her sunbed barbecued punnani, and that ******* tasted like a gone off seafood biriani,,
BEWARE!!!!
Feb 8, 2021
Feb 8, 2021 at 10:04 AM UTC
All I wanted was to give you a rose
But as you snatched it from my hand
You ripped me to pieces with every thorn
I ******* hate you
I ******* wish you'd never been born
Or maybe I didn't appreciate you
An it was the heart on your sleeve that was torn
Either way
Day by day
The petals are slowly dying
One by one they fall
Just like the bricks on the wall
Or my tears when I'm crying
As I wipe them away
I can see so clearly
Your lying
The games that you played
Never considered the thought in my head
You put blue in my soul
So I'll paint rivers in red
Losing control
Alone in our bed
Every word I whispered
Would of been better unspoken
An maybe we both wouldn't be twisted bitter or broken
An behind my back
No bitchin' n joking
But I'm getting of track
It's not about me not coping
It's about the freedom I'll feel when my body starts floating
Back and for I will swing
Like the waves in the ocean
No more commotion
No more commotion
As I sip on my potion
Devotion turned to destruction
Cutting the tension
With motion
Without Emotion
Or Seduction
I no longer function
I got to the cross roads
But I'm stuck at the junction
Just a ****** with junk
An a case of corruption
A Space cadet
"This is Major Tom to ground control
I think There's been an abduction"
Come in major Tom ......
Major Tom??
Major Tom??
"Dam we lost him"
Jun 4, 2020
Jun 4, 2020 at 9:32 PM UTC
What the hell you know about getting upset?
What the hell you know about living in debt?
What the hell you know about pinning up ket?
Then wondering why you have no self respect
What the hell you know about living a dream?
What the hell you know about leaving your team?
What the hell you know about being a fiend?
This is the first time I seen you on the scene. .
What the hell you know about breathing this poverty?
What the hell you know about not eating properly?
What the hell you know about using candles to heat and light your so called property?
Five days straight eating nothing but broccoli
Maybe it's just my own shadow that's stopping me
Got me under lock an key
But when I break free they'll be not much stopping me
The weight of the world will not get on top of me
My grandfather already clocked you watching me
Nov 19, 2018
Nov 19, 2018 at 10:00 AM UTC
If I could do anything
I would be controlling clocks
And go right back to that mouldy box
With the broken locks
And the electrics off
Those days when I would sold me socks for cake and drops
Whist cooking rocks
***** this K detox
I feel like a baby fox
Thats I been ***** by all 3 bears and goldilocks
But day by day with my tool box and theese building blocks
I'll build my very own fort knox
Il see the light shine when I stike the fire from my matchbox
Listening to my old jukebox
Nov 19, 2018
Nov 19, 2018 at 9:27 AM UTC
Hollow names
Clogging veins
Rotten brains
Locked in chains
Shocking pains
Blocking drains
plotting change
"I'll stop I'll change"
"I'll stop I'll change"
"I'll stop I'll change"
Nov 19, 2018
Nov 19, 2018 at 6:38 AM UTC
Cool breeze of death on the back of my throat
Is there light at end of the tunnel
Or just no hope
Walking on the tightrope
Sliding down a slight slope
Is it only me who just can't cope
When all I want is to look down my kaleidoscope
Puff the magic dragon with the gunsmoke
Am I being real or is this just a joke
Nov 16, 2018
Nov 16, 2018 at 10:15 PM UTC
Nobody believes me
My own mind deceives me
Why would you concive me
If your just going to leave me
But I've been alone before
And found it quite easy
Just waiting about for the world to release me
Finally lay to rest in the underworld that's beneath me
Where Mr Reaper will greet me
Whilst demons eat me
Finally breifily we could be at peace .. see ???
Nov 16, 2018
Nov 16, 2018 at 9:40 PM UTC
Bored of these games
Screwball scrabble your monopoly
I'll take the risk not pass go or bow to authority
I wanna Poke your face with a hot poker
Just to see your poker face
I might just be a pawn but the queen's I have to chase
And who would of thunk
I lost all my marbles
When I went and played kerplunk
My battle ship sunk
And it's now not the rope swing
I want hang from that tree trunk
So check mate this was my only first draughts
The mouse has been trapped warhammer's looking for a blood bath on the warpath
So don't go and pin the tail on the donkey
Coz' you might get a buckaroo though
But look for the clue'do
And you might find more
But only if your a hungry hippo and can find the hidden meanings in theese words and connect all four
Nov 16, 2018
Nov 16, 2018 at 8:44 PM UTC
When the blood hits the barrel
My whole world unravels
It's time to time travel
As I sink into the gravel
Words become babble
Everyday's a constant battle
Please free me from this shackle
As i wake up in the morning
Feeling free and newborn
But ready for the rattle
Nov 15, 2018
Nov 15, 2018 at 10:24 PM UTC
When you were younger they planted a seed
To seek to sucseed
But over time this seed
Succeeded in greed
Now what do you really need?
Material possessions
Just to feed and breathe
Or maybe just belive
we can all exceed
And create something positive to leave
Nov 15, 2018
Nov 15, 2018 at 10:09 PM UTC