Was soll denn das nun, klagt unsere Welt,
mir wird so warm und immer wärmer,
ich schwitze schon und krieg gleich Fieber.
Ist das ein Virus, der mich befällt?
Das sind die Menschen, ach du Schande.
Sind die denn noch ganz gescheit?
Greifen ihren eigenen Wirt an,
wohl zum Denken nicht recht im Stande.
Die Menschheit ist schon eine Plage,
sie hat sich viel zu schnell vermehrt.
Ihr wird es an den Kragen gehen,
dauert ja nur noch ein paar Tage...
Ich frier mich ein und befreie mich
von dem ganzen Schmutz und Schund
und fange dann von vorne an,
auf Menschen doch verzichte ich.
Jan 22, 2023
Jan 22, 2023 at 6:35 AM UTC
Nobody thought it possible
In a world now more aware
It needed to be shown to us
Wladimir Putin ain't all there
The matter is so serious
I need to say things as they are
Don't care for it to rhyme or not
Important is it comes out clear
You are a little so and so
Mean, nasty, wicked and most vile
Your mother can't be proud of you
She might turn in her grave and cry
There is nobody who likes you
Just go away and eat some worms
The big fat and juicier ones
And feel how they wiggle and squirm!
Feb 28, 2022
Feb 28, 2022 at 6:07 AM UTC
Blue **** sparrows and some rather pretty birds indeed
Gathering around their special wooden box of feed
Respectfully waiting for their turns to pick a seed
Then they fly away and I'm thrilled about my good deed
For I'm the supplier - in their eyes the Mighty Lord
I know a few things but mainly where the food is stored
Feeling a little superior is my reward
Though most times they believe I deserve to be ignored
Feb 14, 2022
Feb 14, 2022 at 10:18 AM UTC
Wer freut sich nicht gern auf Weihnachten,
denn es ist das Fest der Liebe.
Anders kann man es auch betrachten,
wenn geschenkt gibts erst mal Hiebe.
So ist die Freude leicht gedämpft,
die Bescherung muss noch warten,
bis die Tränen sind bekämpft,
dann kann man endlich starten.
Gedichte werden vorgetragen,
'O du Fröhliche' gesungen,
keiner will die Stimmung hinterfragen,
so ist das Fest dann noch gelungen.
Dec 23, 2021
Dec 23, 2021 at 5:30 AM UTC
Ah! Soon it's Christmas again.
I can't wait till it's over.
If only I could hang ten,
We'd all be wrapped in clover.
Dec 4, 2021
Dec 4, 2021 at 4:28 AM UTC
Don't know what I need
Till I see it on the net
The pictures look great
Reviews say it's worth having
Close the lid and go to bed
Nov 13, 2021
Nov 13, 2021 at 12:30 PM UTC
I often look weird in photos, maybe because I'm vain
When I'm certain I'm smiling, I appear to be in pain
I could practice my friendly expression in the mirror
But then I'd have a stiff face and probably look insane
Nov 4, 2021
Nov 4, 2021 at 6:08 AM UTC
I went to sleep - then woke up at 1:23
And when again at 4:56 it looked like a scheme
Then again at 7:89 but that must have been a dream
Oct 29, 2021
Oct 29, 2021 at 3:27 AM UTC
The show is over, nothing sold
All in vain, what a pain
It's the saddest story all told.
What have I learned?
Future looks bleak but I'm unique
Why should I be concerned?
I paint and follow my passion
The real McCoy full of joy
Master life after a fashion.
Sep 24, 2021
Sep 24, 2021 at 3:15 AM UTC
I ordered a wheelchair for my mother
The rest of the family was filled with horror
As it might make her feel sicker and look much older
She's weak, no surprise at ninety-four
She can walk maybe fifty yards but no more
She was a ballerina and raised kids no less than four
Cancelled the order but it was too late
When it arrived I rolled her through the gate
Really enjoyed ourselves, luckily she's of little weight
Arriving at the park, she was delighted
Seeing the flowers the ducks, she got excited
She held my hand and we were pleased to be united.
Aug 31, 2021
Aug 31, 2021 at 5:29 AM UTC