Carbon, essential
For life as we know it, yet
Some might disagree.
Nitrogen, for plants
Who need it the most, but not
As a gas, my friend.
We breathe Oxygen
But don't try the pure stuff, or
You're likely to die.
Fluorine is for teeth
In toothpaste, so minty fresh!
Please brush every day.
Neon lights up signs
With its reddish-orange glow
So stay on your toes!
Dec 22, 2018
Dec 22, 2018 at 7:56 AM UTC
How does chocolate come from trees?
Could it be enjoyed by bees?
How would it cause illness to a cat?
Isn't it too tasty to do that?
Mar 27, 2018
Mar 27, 2018 at 1:48 PM UTC
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Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 9:27 AM UTC
There are some people out there,
Spreading lies to those unaware...
Listen, friends, to my words;
And hear the horrors they said, the curse!
"Price doesn't matter, and it never has,
We'll make a fortune on our own path!
Who even cares about the headphone jack?
It's a waste, nobody wants it back."
"Besides, we can market to those who are dumb.
Stupid enough to type with just a thumb;
They won't care about a closed system.
Nerds? Who could think that we missed 'em?"
This is why I decided to not
Buy from the company as messy as a knot.
I'd rather spill a whole glass of Snapple
Than own a device made by Apple.
Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 9:18 AM UTC
Warehouse, prison, laboratory,
Come and listen to my story,
Facilities in all their glory,
Just don't cross the territory...
Just be cautious, not combined...
Our anomalies, confined,
Your work will save all humankind.
Feb 23, 2018
Feb 23, 2018 at 9:24 AM UTC
I have some pretty unpopular opinions.
Acts of stringing string cheese have always seemed so wrong!
Maybe people say I'm strange because I like some songs.
And that's just the beginning...
Being human, so many think that microwaves pose danger.
I can't imagine why you'd think that radiation's any stranger.
Getting some exposure is sure to not endanger!
Word for wet: "moist?" I don't exactly hate it.
Everyone seems to, though, so I don't bother to debate it.
I don't think that sidewalks are dangerous if they're cracked.
Right! That's not an opinion, it's a cold hard fact.
Definitely, it's a hazard to leave vaccines ignored.
Oops, some disagree! Time to give Darwin Awards.
Jan 22, 2018
Jan 22, 2018 at 2:08 PM UTC
Don't mistake him for a good man!
Only the truly stupid can.
No smart human could be his fan.
As soon as he came, some just ran.
Let's come together and call for a ban.
Don't think the other's any better, and-
To date, most leaders have been pretty good.
Really caring, just like they should.
Up the ladder of power, they stood.
May we learn who's bad, or would
People who hate stay under the hood.
Jan 19, 2018
Jan 19, 2018 at 9:49 AM UTC
Cowardly tiptoeing to the back door,
Ready to make her suffer more.
Inside the house, prepared for attack,
Meticulously sneaking in total pitch-black.
In her bedroom, see her asleep;
Not even worried that this is ***** and cheap.
Akin to his knife, always in dread-
Lest he never see her dead.
Jan 12, 2018
Jan 12, 2018 at 3:04 PM UTC
Flocking towards each other,
All gather in hopeful peace.
Never worried in this special place,
Dreaming of a time when their
Own kind would never be hated on.
Malicious individuals breaking in,
Silence flowing throughout.
Jan 11, 2018
Jan 11, 2018 at 12:20 PM UTC
Hydrogen, a gas
Fusing in the night sky stars
As we watch in awe.
Helium, such a
Noble gas, lightly lovely,
Filling our balloons.
Our first alkali
Lithium, lightest metal,
Stabilizing moods.
Beryllium, a
Metal that makes alloys which
Are strong and don't spark.
Do your laundry, friends,
And experience boron:
Borax detergent.
Jan 10, 2018
Jan 10, 2018 at 12:18 PM UTC