my girl wanted to try something new
it could be good, maybe its true
i said it would be cool if we did something simple
much to my shock she put clamps on my ******
she attached it to a battery, turned it on till i fried
the joke is on me, cause turns out i died,
now im a ghost
Aug 3, 2014
Aug 3, 2014 at 5:27 PM UTC
walking down the street
not a care in the world
and that is when it all unfurled
a bunch of gays ran out of nowhere
they beat the **** out of me
and stole my wallet,
not all stereotypes are true
Aug 3, 2014
Aug 3, 2014 at 5:20 PM UTC
the sky is blue
the grass is green
the birds fly
its a beautiful day
theres trees all around
a tiny squirrel sits on the shitcockassbitchmotherfuck
....
....
maybe ill stay home today
Aug 3, 2014
Aug 3, 2014 at 5:14 PM UTC
driving a car
its late at night
u think u see something
oh wait its nothing
breath a sigh of relief
then BAM!
A DEER RUNS THE **** INTO YOUR CAR
Jul 19, 2011
Jul 19, 2011 at 11:23 AM UTC
a razor sharp pain
a searing bright light
im so confused
and cold as night
i look around
in a daze
hoping this is just a phase
there are many people
i shout and scream
but no one tries to interviene
their all to busy
crowding all around the floor
i look down and am confused no more
i pale in horror
as i see
the thing thats on the ground is me
Jul 18, 2011
Jul 18, 2011 at 7:26 AM UTC
A magic man
with a cristal ball
shouts from his stand
come one
and come all
a little boy
10 years of age
sees the future
and is amazed
how much for the ball good sir?
its not for sale you little cur
the boy
not used to hearing no
waits out back
for the end of the show
the man packs up
and readies to go
the boy sneaks up
and grabs his target
but for what he gets
he didn't bargain
the man comes over
and with a shout
tells the boy
hes done and out
the man shoots lightning
into the boys eyes
the penalty for theft
is a harsh reprise
now to this day
the boy lives in the dark
sharing a warning
most grave and most stark
Jul 18, 2011
Jul 18, 2011 at 7:03 AM UTC
The sky is blue
this is a fact
but dont be so quick
its not exact
for at the end of the day
according to me
the sky gets thrown into the sea
and is replaced by a dark mask
full of holes
u can see past
and though the sky will soon be back
well mostly there
its not exact
Jul 16, 2011
Jul 16, 2011 at 10:46 PM UTC
First a note
just one
then 2
a group of three
and then 4 to boot
repeat this not once, or thrice, or 4
reapeat this five, or 6 or more
then u will have The Song
u see
or maybe not
the only one who knows
is me
Jul 16, 2011
Jul 16, 2011 at 10:38 PM UTC
stayed home sick
want some soup
look all around
to no avail
go downstairs
im in luck
one can left
what a rush
go upstairs
hungry as hell
oops forgot
can open is broken
Jul 16, 2011
Jul 16, 2011 at 10:23 PM UTC
A man named osama shot the world
and its about time his plans unfurled
he had a bullet hurled into his eye
now hes as dead as disco dance
but its much to early still to prance
dont forget the ones who died
osamas been pulled apart
in an ocean filled with sharks
they ate him all
but not his...beard
May 3, 2011
May 3, 2011 at 7:31 PM UTC