Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse bit my ****
Your gran is a ******
And I want to spank her,
Hickory dickory dock...
****
Oct 19, 2018
Oct 19, 2018 at 5:24 PM UTC
Such that sleep is a time machine to breakfast
Death is a time machine to the end of time itself
Oct 16, 2015
Oct 16, 2015 at 2:09 PM UTC
Try to remember where you last had what you have lost and have a good look there.
Chances are it's not there.
It never will be.
It's gone.
Forever.
Get used to it.
Welcome to life
#deep
Oct 2, 2015
Oct 2, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC
Cars
Bikes
Buses
Vans
Most other road legal vehicles...
get it?
Oct 2, 2015
Oct 2, 2015 at 6:57 PM UTC
Everyone has a story to tell
tick
Something to share with those around them
tock
This is what makes us human
tick
But we don't all have long enou...
tock
Mar 18, 2015
Mar 18, 2015 at 7:51 PM UTC
The concept of replacing numbers with letters to aid manipulation.
vs
The concept of replacing people with numbers to aid manipulation.
Mar 18, 2015
Mar 18, 2015 at 7:41 PM UTC
enters password
logging in...
connected
Online friends: 0
log out
Are you sure? Yes
Rinse and repeat
Mar 18, 2015
Mar 18, 2015 at 7:29 PM UTC
A fish is merely a legless dog with scales and fins.
Mar 18, 2015
Mar 18, 2015 at 7:19 PM UTC