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The mark of a man Not gentility, rather Expensive presents

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Jan 9, 2015

Jan 9, 2015 at 6:49 AM UTC

The mark of a man Not gentility, rather Expensive presents

Did you just ask me out? Tryin' to ply me with flowers! Well nice try, Mister Aquaman, But get some super powers. A girl like me can't risk it, I ain't no downtown baby! Your devotion and a dollar, sir, Would buy me a coffee, maybe. You know it's true, this rump's too fine, For your sweaty meat hooks there; It's something else you'll have to grip, Don't feel the need to share. Well there's my flight, my throne in the sky; I look down in safety as the peasants roll by, I know they'd like to spin a slice of my pie, But this pie in the sky is priced too **** high! Back on my island, beach volleyball season. Which color bikini? Somethin' right for some breezin' Or just playin' naked, I don't need no **** reason! My big ******* out for some major crowd pleasin'! Well that was sure fun, a day in the sun! I didn't forget you, Mr. Pop Gun; You would have loved it, this tan honey bun, But you ain't been swimmin'; you're dry as a nun. Before I forget you, just thought you should know: This booty's so fly, it's pressurized, yo And though upon you this hot wind won't blow, You can ask "Would she love me?" An emphatic no.

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Jan 9, 2015

Jan 9, 2015 at 6:46 AM UTC

Did You Just Ask Me Out?

Did you just ask me out? Tryin' to ply me with flowers! Well nice try, Mister Aquaman, But get some super powers. A girl like me can't risk it, I ain't no downtown baby! Your devotion and a dollar, sir, Would buy me a coffee, maybe. You know it's true, this rump's too fine, For your sweaty meat hooks there; It's something else you'll have to grip, Don't feel the need to share. Well there's my flight, my throne in the sky; I look down in safety as the peasants roll by, I know they'd like to spin a slice of my pie, But this pie in the sky is priced too **** high! Back on my island, beach volleyball season. Which color bikini? Somethin' right for some breezin' Or just playin' naked, I don't need no **** reason! My big ******* out for some major crowd pleasin'! Well that was sure fun, a day in the sun! I didn't forget you, Mr. Pop Gun; You would have loved it, this tan honey bun, But you ain't been swimmin'; you're dry as a nun. Before I forget you, just thought you should know: This booty's so fly, it's pressurized, yo And though upon you this hot wind won't blow, You can ask "Would she love me?" An emphatic no.

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Tee hee, look at me! Tight little ***** hey can you see? Not a tan line on me! I bask nakedly! Tee hee, tee hee! Pay attention to me! Tee hee hee, bikini hangin' free Grab that thing of sunscreen oil And rub it on freely! Now I shine reflectively! Tee hee! Tee hee is not just words to me It's more a way of life, you see Each **** that bounces bouncily Says to the world, tee bouncy hee hee hee So please upvote my poem, it's free And score a point for li'l ol' me Being so single hurts sorely! Help a girl out, tee hee hee!

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Jan 9, 2015

Jan 9, 2015 at 6:44 AM UTC

Bikini String Bingo

Tee hee, look at me! Tight little ***** hey can you see? Not a tan line on me! I bask nakedly! Tee hee, tee hee! Pay attention to me! Tee hee hee, bikini hangin' free Grab that thing of sunscreen oil And rub it on freely! Now I shine reflectively! Tee hee! Tee hee is not just words to me It's more a way of life, you see Each **** that bounces bouncily Says to the world, tee bouncy hee hee hee So please upvote my poem, it's free And score a point for li'l ol' me Being so single hurts sorely! Help a girl out, tee hee hee!

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