Ruptured urethra
She has worn it to a nub
My filthy *** fiend
Mar 30, 2015
Mar 30, 2015 at 2:47 AM UTC
Alcohol my life
Blur it and let me be free
Inhibitions melt
Jun 28, 2014
Jun 28, 2014 at 7:34 AM UTC
Coffee salvation
Caffeinated ambrosia
Beloved Barista
Jun 27, 2014
Jun 27, 2014 at 12:26 AM UTC
That Ron Burgandy
He's so misogynistic
Baxter is Awesome
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 2:54 AM UTC
Steve the ocelot
Works at the supermarket
But can't reach high shelves
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 1:26 AM UTC
Powder blue adam
Won't somebody **** me please
I miss the nineties
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 1:07 AM UTC
Why does my love life
Exist theoretically
Life is misery
Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 12:42 AM UTC
Amanda manly
Strong chin, slight fuzz, bit of bulge
A man duh lady?
Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 9:35 PM UTC
Yvan eht nioj
Boy bands, even cartoon ones
Obvious evil
Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 8:21 PM UTC
Why do I love you?
You break me and build me up
How do I know why?
Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 9:15 AM UTC