#THROWBACK to when my mom went out to drink with some friends and then got into a DWI accident that killed her. BAC over 200% the normal amount. I would like to thank not only my dad for cheating on her but also my two older sisters for leaving me alone with her.
May 4, 2014
May 4, 2014 at 8:58 PM UTC
I dated a girl once who reminded me of a toxic waste barrel in the shape of an hourglass
May 4, 2014
May 4, 2014 at 7:57 PM UTC
I hope my phone dies
before you infect it with a virus of "I love you"s
Apr 30, 2014
Apr 30, 2014 at 9:02 PM UTC
Type of girl to listen to a song until she knows all the words and then never play it again
Apr 30, 2014
Apr 30, 2014 at 9:00 PM UTC
My best friend jumped in front of the train I left on
I walk now
Apr 30, 2014
Apr 30, 2014 at 8:46 PM UTC