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Bart's GirlfriendThere was this guy Bart that I met in Prague, / Told me his girlfriend lived down in a bog. / “She’s big and she’s green, with long yellow fangs,
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Mar 22, 2012
Bullied.“Stop picking on me, please, just leave me alone; / I’ve done nothing to you, I’m just trying to go home. / You might think it’s funny, the kind of clothes I wear,
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Aug 10, 2015
Dear FearDear fear, / You don’t scare me, I embrace you. / I have the courage to stand up and face you.
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Jun 15, 2015
Fatty Tuna: A Love PoemO Toro, my Toro! / You bring me no sorrow! / Just you on a plate,
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Jun 15, 2015
Flatulent BenThere was a young lad, whose name was Ben, / And he had the worst gas of all of his friends, / Every time he’d cut the cheese,
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Mar 22, 2012
HISpes and ************ ****** on my lip; / You itchy little reddish blip. / You come and go just as you please,
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Oct 17, 2016
Holly WoodI knew a girl named Holly Wood who was unfaithful to the core, / And a drug addict always looking for new pills to score. / Her makeup was always smeared and she was way too thin,
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Jun 15, 2015
I Finally Understand“Life was easier when I was young.” Was what my grandma used to say, / “We didn’t have all the problems that people have today. / All of this technology, it helps clutter our mind,
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Jun 15, 2015
ImagineImagine if everyone on Hello Poetry didn't write prose that made us want to **** ourselves? / Boo, hoo. you broke up with someone. Welcome to life. / No one cares. You only hope they do.
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Nov 25, 2018
I Wish That You Had Told MeI wish that you had told me the inner pain you felt, / And fully understood the pain that your decision dealt. / You hid your secret deep down inside and unfortunately hid it well,
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Jun 15, 2015
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