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I Finally Understand“Life was easier when I was young.” Was what my grandma used to say, / “We didn’t have all the problems that people have today. / All of this technology, it helps clutter our mind,

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To Mom and Grandma: Thank YouTo my Mom and Grandma, whom I love so dear, / It’s time to celebrate you on this great day of the year. / To have you both in my life, I truly am so blessed,

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Timmy the ClownTimmy the clown was clownin around, then he fell on his head and he died. / Tommy the troll was trollin on by, when he saw poor Timmy and cried. / Tommy picked up Timmy, looked to the sky, and shouted out loud “God, why!?”

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The WhetherSometimes I hate the whether. / I don’t know whether I should have a salad or eat a steak. / Where’s a meatierologist when you need one?

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Put Down Your **** PhonePut down your **** phone when I’m talking and look me in the eye, / I know you think it’s hard, but you had better try. / All day long you sit with your face buried in that screen,

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HISpes and ************ ****** on my lip; / You itchy little reddish blip. / You come and go just as you please,

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***** LuckWhat you are about to hear is an interesting story, / But it’s not about goals, feats, or glory. / It’s simply about a man named Ray,

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Fatty Tuna: A Love PoemO Toro, my Toro! / You bring me no sorrow! / Just you on a plate,

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Voyage of the Soul: My DMT Adventure“What’s the meaning of life?” Is a question we ask, / But finding the answer is no simple task. / Everyone’s here for a reason on our great Mother Earth,

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Bart's GirlfriendThere was this guy Bart that I met in Prague, / Told me his girlfriend lived down in a bog. / “She’s big and she’s green, with long yellow fangs,

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