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bananaI wanted to write a letter / for this girl on the bus, / but all i had to write on
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sonici used to look out / the car window / and sonic the hedgehog
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a fantastical guide to courtingwhen taking out a girl / it is important to pick her up from her house, / though it is acceptable to meet
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**** stitch mitch**** stitch mitch / had six stitches in his **** / he tried to choke the carrot
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sunsetsI also wondered / why we call them sunsets, / when the sun is clearly
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we ****** up the axiomI feel for the children / indoctrinated into religion. / I feel for the kids that can't,
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when does the cohesion happen?I need a new pick up line. / "Hi, I've got no confidence in myself / but maybe if the two of us
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mammariesthere's a rather attractive mother / breastfeeding beside me. / I only looked once
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satan's burritoI was thinking about / getting a job in / sales,
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cheer up butterfuckpetty disputes and / untied shoelaces / and
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