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There was a truck, a chorrie*There was a truck, a chorrie / Some people would call it a lorry / It backfired one day

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A battered VW Beetle named DustyA battered VW Beetle named Dusty / Whose bodywork was decidedly rusty / Still was able to travel

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There was a girl named LouiseThere was a girl named Louise / Who sat amongst the trees / She had a dream

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A man ate some mustardA man ate some mustard / Instead of some custard / Without even a frown

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There was a lady of LenzThere was a lady of Lenz / who had 4000 hens / she gathered the eggs

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Good old Ludwig von BeethovenGood old Ludwig von Beethoven / Wrote music that was greathoven / His deafness didn’t preclude

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A bored old codger from the EastA bored old codger from the East / One day ate a barrel of yeast / He began to perspire

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There was the oddest blokeThere was the oddest bloke / Who had a bath in Coke / He licked himself dry

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There was a man from YorkThere was a man from York / Who ate his knife and fork / He swallowed a plate

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A nice young fellow from SabieA nice young fellow from Sabie / Sent a letter to Robert Mugabe / It said, “Now you are King

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