One time within thee grass
I bent to wipe my ***
And where the paper thou?
For this I shall not know.
I sat in much despair
My muddy ***** hair
Drenched in a mud of brown
My whole world upside down.
Across the field I call
A fair maiden and where all
The grass spread like ROM
This maiden was my mom.
Alas! I called to three
A motherly lady
Who gave me parchment for the ****
I thank thee maiden, For not wiping is heinous.
May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 3:38 AM UTC
Sk8 for lyf
I am punx
Shut up mom n dad
I'm 2 kool 4 skool lol
Crunk. Yolo.
ur nut the boss of meez
Im gunna play gaia online
Sk8 like t0ny hawk
Sk8 or die
Arrest me, i'm a sk83r
He was a sk8er b0i
\m/
Sm0k c1gs
c8illin wit my br0z
v4ns w4rp3d tour
SK8PUNX4LYF.
May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 1:53 AM UTC
I see a large, muscular men
He is strong, like hen.
Look at your chin.
He comes up to me.
"what's up good lookin?"
I romantically gaze in his eyes.
"get away from me, you creep, this is a library."
The man pants heavily, with his bulge in his right hand.
He steals my little brother and does the magic dance.
All of a sudden, it consumes me.
The bulge is life.
I am the bulge.
The bulge is the labyrinth.
We are the bulge.
Bulge.
The bulge.
David Bulge Bowie.
Jareth
The bulge.
May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 1:46 AM UTC
pull my finger girl
pull my finger.
hey girl, pull my finger.
Hey girl, you like farts?
pull my finger.
I am the small woman sitting aross from you in the red dress.
Come here are pull my finger.
I see you there, sitting across me.
Are I's meat.
Stop praying to Jesus, what is this a church?
Oh wait it is.
I'm not here to pick up chicks, I'm only here cause I got invited.
Come here, I will **** for you.
May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM UTC
I sensually rub pickles
on your torso.
My lust for you
is like black coffee.
Really strong with an after effect of diarrhea
I am jittery for you my dear
Let me rub this yo-yo all over your ear.
A thief broke into my house
and saw a naked grandma
so he left.
May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 1:27 AM UTC