peter-b
I have a published poem in American Anthology 1984 and recently on May 27th 2014 it gained new life on Fanstory with 53 revies and 118 views recieved a "Welcome page, 2 ribbons Recognized and All time best!" / Found out funny poetry is a hit with me! / Other hits include The MailBox Lady 1 ribbon, messy house 2 ribbons, Phobias 2 ribbons and a banner!
An evil glance
Left me with no chance
To sing or dance
And put me in a trance
An evil glare
Left me there
An evil stare
Left me with no-one to care
Oct 30, 2014
Oct 30, 2014 at 12:04 PM UTC
E--Is for ever lasting love
V--Is for victory at the games you loved Bingo, Canasta, Pitch, and Yatzee
E--Is for everything you wanted
L--Is for the love of friends and family
Y--Is for yearning to learn more in life
N--Is for the no-nonsense look you had at life!
Oct 26, 2014
Oct 26, 2014 at 12:09 PM UTC
As I daydream
About a calm stream
You can go fishing
Or keep people wishing
About love
Or a beautiful dove
Rise above
Watch it fly
With your eye
Don't tear up and cry!
Oct 26, 2014
Oct 26, 2014 at 11:50 AM UTC
The "Wonderful"waterfall"spills"upon the "wet" rocks
"Her" heartbeat is like the "morning dew" in a "shower"
Soulful eyes "glistening"remined me of the "sea" upon the "rocks!"
Oct 26, 2014
Oct 26, 2014 at 11:36 AM UTC
There was a gal named Mandy
Who met a guy named Andy
Who was quite handy
He offered her some candy
Which made her quite randy
On a beach that was quite sandy
Then he had a Jim Dandy!
Oct 23, 2014
Oct 23, 2014 at 5:41 AM UTC
There was a gal named Gail
Who claimed she never fail
But one day she had to hail
That she was in jail
She asked if I could come up with the bail
I said the check is in the mail!
Oct 23, 2014
Oct 23, 2014 at 5:25 AM UTC
There's trick or treat at the zoo
What can you get for me and you?
Animals can make you smile
For a long time or just for awhile
You can see monkey's swing from trees
But don't go catching any of their fleas
As you trick or treat at the zoo
Don't come home with a bag of poo!
Oct 20, 2014
Oct 20, 2014 at 6:17 AM UTC
Make a birthday poem for me
Be as talented as can be
Bring me presents of money and wine
You will do just fine
Catch me here and there
You can catch me everywhere!
Oct 14, 2014
Oct 14, 2014 at 1:05 AM UTC
There was a man named "Tad"
He was a very shy "Lad"
He gave it all he "had"
And that was just too" bad"
But at least he wasn't a "cad"
And that would of made him "mad"
So for that it made him "glad"
And at least he can "add"
He missed out on being a "dad"
And that was so "Sad"
Oct 14, 2014
Oct 14, 2014 at 12:59 AM UTC
A true friend
Is there in the end
A friend you can count on
Through thick or thin
Is there for you when you lose or win
Always there for you
Even when your sad or blue
This is so true
Oct 14, 2014
Oct 14, 2014 at 12:49 AM UTC