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Lispy LizardAfter moving to Windowville from a smelly pet shop, / Lord Lispy Lizard felt he would soon be on top. / The view from his new place was quite superb,

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To the Person Who Stole My BikeCongratulations, you now have a sweet *** ride / It was really my own fault for leaving it outside. / I have to say, I’m almost impressed,

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Cool CatsSaturday night, I’m getting crazy as usual, / taking pictures of my cats because they just look so beautiful. / Yea, some people go out, but I’ve got so much to do,

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Chance EncountersOnce upon a harvest moon, / a timid gnome encountered a boisterous baboon. / “Whacha up to tonight?!” the baboon slurred,

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Party AnimalsLet me tell you about something I saw the other day, / when I was out walking through a field of hay. / The night was quite pretty, the air crisp and clear,

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fatal firesSmokey the bear had fought lots of fires, / he was a good guy, didn't have any priors. / But after so many years committed to the job,

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Family MattersOnce, a long long time ago, there lived a happy family, / of good looking dinosaurs, with all daughters; they had three. / The dad went to his job all day, he always worked very hard,

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Addicted to AddictionHave you ever been under the influence so long / That when you are forced to stop / To come up for air

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Forget Me NotWhen my grandma was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s everyone got really sad, / we couldn’t believe she would forget her family; her husband, me, my dad. / Everything happened so quickly, how could we have known,

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Dancing Bears, Life is UnfairIn a far away forest there was a bear who felt very blue. / She simply could not snap out of it, and didn’t know what to do. / There was no reason for this sadness, her life was going well,

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