mike-westWhisper

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An Ode To PooOh my little piece of poo, / How much that I do cherish you. / A texture like that of sticky clay.
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Diaper DutyDiaper duty's not that bad. / The first few months go well. / Baby doesn't go that much,
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The Stinky BoyThe boy haden't bathed in over a month / His **** crack was itching and burning / His underpants were soaked in slimy, wet muck
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The DeerJust as dark rolls back and the sun rises nigh / And dawns light can be seen in the eastern sky. / From his forest home comes carefully and shy
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Food PoisoningAnimal Crackers and my soup / Undigested in my **** / All the food I ate today
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We think Santa Smells (Sung to "We are Santa's Elves)** ** ** ** ** ** We think Santa smells! / We think Santa smells. And he smells like hell / It's not to laugh 'cause Santa needs a bath!
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Little HemorrhoidHello there little hemorrhoid. / Hanging from my **** / I really wish you'd go away,
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Another Ode Too PooHello again my piece of poo. / Sing your praises again I'll do. / You come in such a wide variety.
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Pooey, Poo (Sing to the Scooby Do Theme) By Mike WestPooey, pooey, poo. Gee, I smell you. It's time to take a bath now. / Stinky, stinky, doo, you friends do to. You reek and oh you stink, wow! / So could you hurry to the shower and rub some soap all over you *** Don't hold back!
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Where are all the Unicorns?Long ago when the time came for two of every animal to board Noah's ark to avoid the coming flood, every animal, except the Unicorns, made it onto the boat because the unicorns were too busy frolicking and playing in the grass. So when the flood came and the unicorns saw that they were going to drown they cried out "Oh Lord, please save us from the rising water that we may not drown!" On hearing their cries and seeing the unicorns in such danger, God asked them "Why did you not board the ark as you were told to?" And the unicorns replied "We were too busy playing and forgot. We are sorry! Please help us!" So God, having mercy on them, changed them into whales so that they would not drown and would survive the flood. And that is why the narwhal whales have horns and why unicorns no longer exist.
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