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Gentleman.
my parents reared me / like an animal. / they didnt realize i was a cannibal.
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bottles of ***
I sleep in a garage. / ten giant tricycles / standing on their backs
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compliment
you have nice hands
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that doctor has left the building...and died.
hi again. my names mike. im scared. ive been recently diagnosed with acute paranoid schizophrenia, i think. however, the doctor(who is not a real doctor)was inaccurate. setting me up to be his personal test dummy. well, its not gonna happen again. im looking for a team to enact a certain duty. a job for those who seem qualified. / the qualifications?: experience in violence and time travel. / the job?: to never divulge secrets of the job, which involves kidnapping said doctor and retrieving a small metal instrument from within his skull.(i have the needed information for the retrieval of this device.)
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e-constipation proclamation.
and my soul fell through the hole in my soul which fell through my ******** / signed: / -abe da babe linkin.
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oysters, chocolate, strawberries, tiger *****
her dress / makes me naked. / i cant wear it for long.
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The Magic Mike!
one undead sed to one too undead: "id **** for a romancer whos a necromancer." / Well, abracadabra with just an ounce of my magic / i produce half a cadavre and then the other half grab it and shake it until it blabbers:
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the ocean cries in plastic bottles and drowns
I see the trees trying to grow large enough to leave this place. / They were: / Hand-Holding-Plants
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only the truth can make iu honest
No matter who i love / *** is a hunger. / when your hungry you eat.
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my grandma. will be thy hope of name. so, cowabunga, *******
poopoo ****** la doodoo erectus. **** titily winks and nods. ***** ***** bangbang and *** dot end.
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