If you yourself are a charity case, don't give to charities.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:80
Dec 31, 2024
Dec 31, 2024 at 5:12 PM UTC
Only the stupid come out of the woodwork and this smart stay deep within.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:30
Oct 7, 2024
Oct 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM UTC
If you're going to stab a voodoo doll, you might want to make sure it doesn't look like yourself.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:07
Aug 1, 2024
Aug 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM UTC
If you're going to pull the arrow out, replug the hole with your finger.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:02
Jul 25, 2024
Jul 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM UTC
If you wish to **** in the wind, you might want to close your mouth.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:03
Jul 25, 2024
Jul 25, 2024 at 10:00 PM UTC
If thou wanders the world with the wrong philosopher,
thou might fall off the edge.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:08
Jul 3, 2024
Jul 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM UTC
If thou is going to make friends with the cannibals bring seasoning to trade.
Book of Murphy chapter 13: 05
May 30, 2024
May 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM UTC
Only the paranoid will rule the underdark within their little bunkers and the wise will stay within the sun's light.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:04
May 28, 2024
May 28, 2024 at 8:48 PM UTC
When standing on Occam's razor thou shall, not try to tip the scales in their favor.
Murphy's laws chapter 13:02
May 24, 2024
May 24, 2024 at 1:05 AM UTC
Well that was awkward
and uncalled for.
Book of Murphy's laws chapter 13:01
May 24, 2024
May 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM UTC