' Good morning Cat'
'Ah, Good morning , man'
' Tell me Cat, did you sleep well ' ?
'An absurd question, me thinks,
what other way is there to sleep '
'We in humankind ,always have difficulty
in this department'
'Is that so'
'Well yes,we take medicine, pills to help
us sleep, if we're agitated, worried'
' Worried about what' ?
' Not being able to sleep'
'Anyway hows the weather outside
today Cat' ?
'The weather , does it change' ?
'Of course it does, somedays its hot,
other days its cold, or raining,etc, etc.
'Gee, I haven't noticed ,
' Do you take medicine for that too man' ?
' In fact, we do, they are called depression
tablets, they help us see only the sun
all the time . Animals don't need these
medicines, it is wasted on them , they
just don't have the brains to worry about
lack of sleep or depression'
' Yes, you have a valid point there ,man,
only a human being,
could come to that conclusion,
how dumb of me , to even question,
a brainy man like yourself ,
we animals have a lot to learn'
Holly Barrett 8/ 4/2020.
Apr 8, 2020
Apr 8, 2020 at 9:09 AM UTC
A moribund gent, with a funeral face,
passed me by, in the cort'ege of a friend,
on his way to Boot Hill, the End.
"Billy Brass Handles, is busy again.".
he cried, " A habit he can't seem to leave behind",
" He'll need it for the next one",
Keeping you in mind , I opined.
"This cold and damp weather, is the Undertaker's friend,
a real Bonanza , an ill wind "
" Doctors too " he said with a smile,
" Their mistakes are buried,
with the Patient's file".
The Moribund gent, has a valid point,
I know he is only an embalmer,
One of a kind, But,
He knows who to preserve,
and who, to leave behind.
By Holly Barrett
Michael Barrett
Jan 22, 2020
Jan 22, 2020 at 11:23 AM UTC
Full Flush
In the days of old,
when Knights were bold,
and toilet paper, was nay invented,
They wiped their **** with blades of Grass,
and went away contented.
Holly Barrett
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020 at 5:29 PM UTC
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Instead of having rotten tomatoes thrown at him,
or being impeached , or having grapes,
put into his Wellingtons,
Donie Trump is to be Knighted,' Arise Sir Donald Trump'
Knight of the Garter, he pulled up his socks ,
just in time.
In one of their first unofficial unpaid duties,
Prince Harry and 'Muggins' Markle will lay the blade,
of a reproduction Chinese sable,
on each side of Donald's transfat padded shoulders,
and declare him ' Knight of the Garters'.
Sir Donald , will be humbled by the experience,
and ask Prince Harry, if he can keep the Chinese sable,
to use it on , Gretta Thunberg, the next time he meets her.
Holly Barrett
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020 at 4:35 PM UTC
There was a young man from Macroom,
who thought , he could fly on a broom,
He took flight in the night,
with a scream of delight, and,
crash landed in a Hospital Room .
By Michael Evergreen Holly Barrett
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020 at 7:28 AM UTC
Norman Bates Versus Luke Kaemia
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She was living with Luke Kaemia, in a Council House in Bohemia,
beside a full grown blossom tree,
Every morning in the winter,she would take her car and venture,
to a little blood bank, down by the sea.
A German doctor called Psychosis,said her ailment was atrocious,
" Would she ever think of moving in with me "
She thanked him for the offer, and in a pique of proper said,
" I've been living with Luke Kaemia, since the day that we were wed,
we've had our ups and downs, our tantrums and our frowns,but,
I've never managed to kick him out of bed".
" Now really doctor Psychosis, good God, Holy Moses,
that ol prognosis, is only in your head " I know it's hard to see,
but please just listen to me,
" Shouldn't you be taking your own dead Mother , back to bed ".
By Michael Holly Evergreen Barrett
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020 at 6:19 AM UTC
There was a young man, from Gdansk,
who went to Ireland, looking for Romance,
what he found on arrival, the girls were all tribal,
and fought , for what was inside his Pants
Michael Holly Evergreen Barrett
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020 at 6:07 AM UTC