Our teacher rides on her broom
she levitates on it in our classroom
she will snap and then deride
wish she'll take her pride for a ride!
Our teacher rode off on her broom
and there was joy in the classroom!
Our teacher came back from her ride
and all the students stirred inside,
"How do we rid her?"
"We must decide!"
"There are students in other classrooms
that also ride as you on brooms"
"They need a guide!"
"They want your brew!"
"They can ride along with you!"
"They can be your new crew!"
"Fly to them now, that's what you should do!"
" We won't miss you, we won't be blue ! "
"Fly to them now, that's what you should do!"
Dec 5, 2010
Dec 5, 2010 at 2:13 AM UTC
Baths: a rare luxury.
Folks would stink
didn't matter
what others would think
took yearly baths
come 'round May
no deordorant spray
so Wed in June
still smelled ok
used bouquet
of flowers
like today
just in case
this trick helped
save some face !
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:53 PM UTC
Giovanni the Pizza Guy (Pronounce "a" as "uh")
Giovanni,you make a de savory tomato
and de thicka white creamy alfredo
you are a de pizza guy, amor'e
Si', I make a de homemade paste
she's a richer for you taste
and that's a part of my story.
I make a de pizza pie
I make a it to please
you wanna de pepperoni
or you wanna de plain cheese ?
I am a you waiter I take a you order
when you food-she a comes
she make a you mouth water
I make a de perfect pizza
in me you should a trust
you wanna de thicka or de thinna crispy crust?
I can make a spagetti or make a zucchini
butta for you , I make a linguine
I can make a de sauce red
I can make a it white
after you taste-you wanna more bite
I make a de spagetti -she's a made a with love
I cook a real slow you order ahead ;
or you take a to go.
I putta de stuff on de top
I give a you wine or a some pop
Uno momento, will you please
I must a cut a de cheese
I am a you pizza guy to make a you pizza pie
Why must a you stay a at home
when a you can a dine a in a Rome ?
I save a you a table
I tell a you a fable
I fill a you pants
I make a you dance
I make a de sauce thick
I make a de sauce thin
I make a you laugh
I make a you grin !
Si', Please a come a back ; see a Giovanni again!
CHOW FOR NOW, BELLISIMA !
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:45 PM UTC
Tis a grand vocation
to be an inspiration
Tis a winsome aspiration
may be an oblation
May take some time
along with perspiration
Along with dedication
may come a solved equation
Tis a winsome aspiration
may come with some elation.
Tis a grand vocation
to be an inspiration.
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:42 PM UTC
Will you hold my hand in this Winter Wonderland?
Will you carry me all the day at Walt's Disneyland?
Will you season me with salt, if I go to Never-Never Land?
Will you color my world if I go to Greenland?
Will you serve me hot cocoa, if I wander to Iceland?
I wonder if I wander will you ...
hold
carry
season
color, salt and serve me?
As I have , with delight, done for you all through the years?
Will you leap to carry my burdens and daily cares?
If not, then I'll cry into a bucket; fill to the brim with all of my tears.
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:41 PM UTC
My math teacher was Mr. *****
whose math classes were so silly.
He would spin us in a chair,
and throw our flashcards in the air!
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:40 PM UTC
Fabulous, Ancient Tyranian treasures found;
possessing sacred , beautiful wealth in kingly vessels.
while...
Yesterdays, Phoenician Vineyards soar above todays,
with the most succulent grapes, and captivating divine Vines!
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:39 PM UTC
Stone glazed face locked aloof
steaming breath whistling cold
at the thought of forbidden adultery
relentlessly in heat; with only molten mocking
desire for his only lady in waiting.
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:38 PM UTC
Verse lines designed to delight
O, how these can ev'r cure
the sorrows in the night
A sonnet to slip you into a dream
A limerick for laughs and a healthful beam
your soulful eye yearning to dance away defeats
as you hustle to absorb the rhymes and little upbeats.
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:37 PM UTC
O Viking Gods of the Norse,
you governed the mighty seas.
your boats were built of gopher wood;
and you made wise use of a breeze!
Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:36 PM UTC