I have swag
lots of the swag
im a really boy
footy at school never heart anybody
**** the law
**** the politics
**** off
Matthew Worde
shazza tazza
Nov 21, 2013
Nov 21, 2013 at 5:03 PM UTC
Oi **** ya make me a sandwitch
ya ****
i hate you i wanna brake up
nah babe just kidding i love you
love is a cruel thing but its worth every minute <3
"like" if you love love!
May 6, 2013
May 6, 2013 at 10:00 PM UTC
Dads snab back dont have dirt on it
swag
Apr 9, 2013
Apr 9, 2013 at 9:39 PM UTC
Vb
a mans drink
only consumed by AFL players
i dont play but i still drink it
dont even give a ****
yolo
mr patch is a ***** bich
keen for that vb when i get home, in the fridge
need a new carton
******* hell maclean high has the cross country today
dont even wanna go
wanna drink my vb
keen for some steak and pork
with a side of vb
aussie mate, get some stickes on my commy
vb stickers
oi **** come round later for a bbq
and a vb
tru auzie
Apr 9, 2013
Apr 9, 2013 at 9:34 PM UTC
when i play footy,
i win da footy,
even tho the odds are against me footy team,
i still win the footy,
mades my dad happy,
might get footy for dinner,
makes me happy,
kicking the footy makes me good
thanks to teach me to footy
Apr 9, 2013
Apr 9, 2013 at 9:31 PM UTC
My wife, a beautiful young lamb
eager to meet new flocks of sheep
a beautiful man
i mean women
keen for a floggen
of me *****
****
cant get hard
cry everytime :(
Apr 8, 2013
Apr 8, 2013 at 10:36 PM UTC
As i look deep into his eyes,
deep, deep into his eyes,
he lightly touches my cheek and plants a kiss on my lips,
its an unusual sensation,
but i only see him once a year so i allow it,
he is my only real father,
i value his pasion towards me,
i fell insecure around him naked,
my teachers say this is weird,
**** them,
i make my own choices,
my choice is to stroke his *****
stroke it hard,
and stroke it soft,
stroke it with my hands,
and stroke with my tounge,
after all he is my father
and i love him
Apr 7, 2013
Apr 7, 2013 at 9:51 PM UTC
my girlfriend is going in for surgery
but a very rare surgery
****** replacement surgery
the waiting list, is very poor
no-one actually had their name down
so i took a deep breath of courage
and kicked down the door and said, doc my baby can have my ******
the docter said the proccess wasnt easy, 65% chance of death
i didnt care, i loved her more than anything
the surgery began, i was nervous, but more excited to see my baby girl live another day with a good ******
but sadly, my time was up.
as my girlfriend woke up a week later, her first words were; where is my boyfriend? i havent heard from him
but the docter said, im so sorry Raquel, D'Angelo gave his ****** to save your life..
He's gone.
What
Apr 7, 2013
Apr 7, 2013 at 9:45 PM UTC
ive been on this website for about 10 minutes and not a single like or anything?
did that maddest **** this morning
hit the bowl and everything while in me crack
dont even give a ****
no pun intended
xxNoSxco0perxx
umad?
:))
eshay ler
Louis bitchop is the man yo,
still waiting for that sandwhich
fml ****
Apr 7, 2013
Apr 7, 2013 at 7:52 PM UTC
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Bored
still keen for that sandwhich, hopefully it isnt soggy
wait what if it is
****
thats my only food
zzzz
keen for a sleep
or maybe xbox i dunno
lol
Apr 7, 2013
Apr 7, 2013 at 7:47 PM UTC