Half of the time
I spell it wrong.
It smells
like a fresh cut ****
and I'm allergic
to the stupid little trees.
I'll eat broccoli whenever I **** well please.
Dec 23, 2014
Dec 23, 2014 at 12:58 AM UTC
You are your own light
So make sure you shine enough
to blind dumb *******
Dec 17, 2014
Dec 17, 2014 at 11:29 PM UTC
Don't go chasing
what you can not catch up to,
you slow **********
Dec 17, 2014
Dec 17, 2014 at 11:21 PM UTC
From up here
your light reaches into the deepest waves
of the ocean inside of me
where i was once lost drifting out to sea
when you shone your light
to find the better parts of me.
forewarned of jagged rocks and stormy weather,
your soul was my lighthouse when I didn't know any better.
And then I knew it was you all along
that guided me home.
Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 3:51 AM UTC
Pepperoni ****
'bout to tear dat pizza up
"Get inside of me."
Nov 27, 2014
Nov 27, 2014 at 12:38 AM UTC
Welcome all friends who are allowed in.
You came to see a show but little did you know
that the girl you're about to witness
has no **** and only fitness.
Strong thighs, abs that lead to a v,
Long hair to cover where there's not much to see.
( o )( o )
When she walked, she walked tall.
When she danced, she took off her bra.
She could drop it low,
pick it up slow,
shake her *** better than your average skanky ***
( o )( o )
Fantasies of 80s rock music came alive
and it's hardly more than I can take.
I blacked out during my entire performance
on amateur night..
to Whitesnake.
( o )( o )
As I do recall,
first is the worst,
second is the best.
For that's what I got
with such a little chest.
I left with my pride
and 600 dollars in my boot.
Bucket list off for dancing on a pole
in my birthday suit.
Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 1:32 AM UTC
I want to dive into your depths;
your ocean of secrets.
Let me explore the map
for all of your hidden treasures,
and mark x's
for all of your greatest pleasures.
We could ride this vibe
until we're ready to set sail..
I'd pick you through any stormy day
because I believe
that the currents sway our way.
Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 12:24 AM UTC
Unsatisfied
with an empty feeling brought about me,
I craved a love so irresistible
that I could taste it
on my lips.
After I broke
the threshold
of multiple whiskey on the rocks,
One night,
I got sloptart drunk
and slept with a pizza box.
Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 11:47 PM UTC