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The Suicide PoemOne of these days, I'll learn how to write / But I'm doing the best I can / I'll probably never be Edgar Allan Poe
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Hillbilly Style)'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hills / The kinfolk were drinkin' as they tend to their stills / The longjohns were hung by the chimney with care
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A Hillbilly ChristmasThere's Dasher and Dancer / Then Prancer and ***** / Comet and Cupid
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Six Pack AbsMy wife, she likes those six pack abs / But me, I've got a keg / She can see that thing anytime she likes
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'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving'Twas the night before Thanksgiving / And all through the forest / All the turkeys were gathered
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The Nearsighted PlumberI'm startin' to run out of nursery rhymes / So, I made up one of my own / It's about a nearsighted plumber
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Monkey See Monkey DoMy wife says I need glasses / But I don't think I do / Cause I fed that monkey a banana
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Grandma Got Run Over By A Milk TruckGrandma got run over by a reindeer / I'm sure you remember that song / Well that was my grandma who was hit
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Toon TimeIf I could be a cartoon character / Which one would I be / I thought about being Fred Flinstone
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The Wedding RingsFrozen solid in a block of ice / A wedding ring shines bright / The blizzard came out of nowhere
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