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Tubular *****I've never been a boobtube man / On me or on others / Stand up against these tubular *****

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Gorilla GardeningI met a gorilla / Gardener / In a jungle

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You Are...You are a poet lacking poetry / A composer who never penned a symphony / A clown plagued by misery

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On DartmoorPoorly built Jenga towers / Polka-dot the moor / The cows and sheep, for centuries

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ScissorsThe word springs from my mouth / Lips part just like blades / Tongue bounces north then south

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Acka-Acka-AcksWhen something snaps / The ****** all bolt / Dogs out the traps

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Imaginary CircusPablo went to the circus / The lithographs give it away / Unless of course

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Limericks for BettyThere was once a young girl named Betty / Who watched the boats sail from her jetty / She sometimes got wet

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Bodhi treesI stand at the altar / Of a red brick Victorian / Baptist Church

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All the World's a Fruit-bowlThe Pear, / Armed with scissors / And glue

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