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A better meI wish I were *sly*. / Life would be more enthralling / If I were James Bond.
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May 6, 2010
Best Break Up Line EVERI'm lucky you're sweet. / But I've found a sweeter love. / I've chosen pancakes.
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May 6, 2010
Cake WorkOur politicians / Enjoy the easiest jobs. / Won't you vote for me?
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May 9, 2010
Coach (version 1)Budding, nubile girls. / They call me Mr. P.E. / God I love my job.
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May 9, 2010
Coach (version 2)I'm to teach P.E. / That's short for Phys Ed, but it's / More like *********
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May 9, 2010
Fish FoodGive me one reason / To get out of bed, since I / Sleep with the fishes.
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May 9, 2010
haiku (1)Haikus: so easy / A toddler can do them! But / Not sexually.
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May 6, 2010
haiku (2)Haikus: somewhat lame. / They serve better as segways / Between my poems.
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May 6, 2010
Heavy Lies the CrownPity Presidents, / Both hands firmly on The Wheel. / See how fast they age?
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May 9, 2010
How bout that nickelGive me a nickel / For every time they've told me / I can't write haikus.
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May 6, 2010
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